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Thomas: do you think eyepatches make people look badass
Juan: no...just injured
Thomas: i see
Thomas: but in a badass gunfight with godless russians?
Juan: no...more like an accident involving a sharp edged corn chip and you trying to catch it in your mouth
Thomas: if thats how i lost my eye i would never tell anyone
Thomas: id make something up about bears
Juan: lol
I promise tomorrow will be a better update.
-juan