Rally the Rogues!

[jj_skywalker]

Guys, it´s the Trickster! The one and only!

What you need to know about me is that I like striped pants, bright colors and things that go "kaboom".

My backstory doesn´t need to concern you and as far as I know you all, you don´t give a damn anyway.

And roy_g_bivolo , I was not messing with you, you really wore pink pants last week. I´m not a compulsive liar, I

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[figjam_boom]

What exactly did you spike them with? Annnnd, what did I do as a result?

Bloody 'ell, remind me never to crack a tin near you lot again, regardless. Can't trust a bleedin' one of ya!

[jj_skywalker]

I think you re-enacted Titanic in the bathtub.

Bloody 'ell, remind me never to crack a tin near you lot again, regardless
I can´t help it if you guys still fall for that. Think of it as deserved punishment - if you had learned anything about me at all, you wouldn´t eat spiked food all the time and would avoid those circumstances (climbing naked up a tree because you thought you were a squirrel falls into that category) therefore all consequences can be blamed on yourselves.

[figjam_boom]

As if I'd take yer word for it, either.

You're so full of shite yer eyes turn brown.

[jj_skywalker]

I have visual material to back my theory up^^
Never leave your camera behind^^

[figjam_boom]

Okay, then ask yourself this? Why should I care?

[stnls_steel_rat]

Hey, Boomer? Why're you looking like Captain Wolverang?

[figjam_boom]

Don't feel like a shave or a haircut.

Turns out I got the wog.

[stnls_steel_rat]

The way you slut about, I'm not surprised :3

[figjam_boom]

Whacka.

I love it when none of you dills know what I'm actually saying.

The flu.

I have 'the flu'.

[stnls_steel_rat]

Is that what they're calling the clap Down Under these days?

[figjam_boom]

Oh, is that what YOU have right now? I had wondered

[stnls_steel_rat]

Oooo, temper temper. Somebody needs a visit from the Cheer-Up Fairy.

[figjam_boom]

Sounds like it is you that is away with the pixies.

Here, handy translation: 'Daydreaming'.

Rather have a visit from the Excedrin Extra Strength Fairy.

[stnls_steel_rat]

I'm sure that can be arranged.

[figjam_boom]

Yeahhhh right.

[jj_skywalker]

Curses, foiled by lack of modesty and shame - again.