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[jj79]

New Rule: If you admit to cheating on your husband or wife and have advocated for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in order to "preserve" the institution, you must whole-heartedly embrace the homosexuals who want to marry. It was revealed today Nevada Republican John Ensign fucked a staffer's wife. This, after he called on Bill

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[brotherflounder]

Hey! We're trying to get rid of Mark Foley; don't give him reasons to stay.

And Senator Ensign, and those like him, simply disgust me. I don't think I can say much more than you did aside from a "Have you no decency, sir?"

[jj79]

"Have you no decency, sir?" sounds SSSOOO much like Keith Olbermann in my head it isn't even funny.

[comicsfan]

Well said.

[jj79]

You did, however, beat me to the punch. You even did multimedia. :)

[comicsfan]

You hooked me up with the quote from his website, though. It made for a better post when I included it--thanks. :)

[jj79]

And I in turn snagged it from Think Progress. I wish I kept a library of the stupid shit these people say for easy access.

[fullmetal_puck]

Hehe... It's a good thing I recently jumped off the Elephant. Didn't seem to be much sense in it after the last eight years of reckless endangerment and yee-haw attitudes towards anything outside of "conservative" living.

That being said, to borrow from Jack Nicholson's Joker...

Washington D.C. needs an enema.

[jj79]

Thankfully, you did or else some of us would have staged an intervention.

I do think, however, some people in Washington would like that enema way too much....

[fullmetal_puck]

Considering tawdry bathroom sex was so 90's, I wouldn't be surprised if some of those Hypocrit Elephants (like a neat band name!) enjoyed a good cleanse, complete with spankings and dog collars and skin-tight vinyl and whips.

Bleh.

[jj79]

Ew. That stuff is just barely acceptable if you're hot. But these dopes? What do the kids say these days...epic fail?

(Parts of) Wishes Do Come True!

[timniehaus]

Sen. Ensign Resigns GOP Leadership Post After Admitting Affair

The Republican senator who went public a day earlier about an extramarital affair has resigned his GOP leadership post on Wednesday.

Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev., stepped down as chairman of the Republican Policy Committee, the fourth-ranking GOP position in the Senate, after holding a brief news conference Tuesday to come clean about his affair with a former aide. He is not expected to resign from the Senate.

Re: (Parts of) Wishes Do Come True!

[jj79]

That would be step one, absolutely. Step 2 is to resign completely.