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Oh my god today was so fucked up.
i had plans to skate with curtis today. and when i went to his house he was at a fucking paitball tournament.so i skate alone for about a hour(new board)and i decided to see if Pat wanted to come skate,and then i see someone pull up in a car one the road and they look at me. hott dam it was MIGUEL and some other kid.
so they ask if i wanna skitch(stand on the skateboard and hold on to the moving car)
i said yeah, i thought it would be fun.....boy was i wrong
Things began smoothly,he sped up,im o.k. he sped up some more,at this point were halfway down burley street,and he sped up somemore,my board began to wobble and i watched it fly out from my feet.
I THEN HIT THE STREET SHOULDER FIRST,THEN I ROLLED AND HIT MY HEAD, AND ROLLED A COULPE TIMES MORE
i quickly got up and walked over to my board and i noticed red spots on the bottom of it.
then more red spots appear.i thuoght i was seeing shit,but what i was seeing was...........
BLOOD POURING FROM MY FOREHEAD. Miguel reversed the car back to me and i said i feel and im bleeding
and thats when i noticed i could'nt feel my left armi opened the car door to sit down.and i couldn't feel my thumb either.Miguel and his friend were more scared than i was,they could get in a lot of trouble for this."oh shit,oh shit,this is so fucked up,we are in so much trouble"
we got out of the car and inspected my arm. Miguel thought i dislocated my shoulder."fuck"
i told them i need something to drink and i needed to go home.so miguel and his friend were game.
i felt bad fo miguel and his friend,they were so scared because it was they're fault
"dude i ruined your day" miguel said."are you mad at me?"i wasnt mad at all just surprised how -----------------------------------fucked up my day became in a matter of 5 seconds------------------------
he let me wipe my bleeding face on his cute little sweater.so we drove through some backroads and we ended up in the Happy Harry's parking lot, gettin blazed.
it was kinda funny,I had to cough, but i couldnt take a deep breath(it hurted way to much)
so i took the littlebreath i had in my lungs and pushed it out it was funny.
then Miguel went into the store and bought me some APPLEJUICE(yummy)
then we proceded on to my house.
riding along the parkway from south-south o.p. and i live in north-north o.p.
-------------------then the day got worse------------------------------------------------------------
we came up on a u-turn
a red truck in front of us turned his emergency turn signal on and slowly turnt right
(u-turn on the left)so Miguel eased his way through the u-turn.and thisFUCKING RETARDturnt right quickly and hit the side of Miguels car "fuck"
we pulled of to the side of the road,
and some backwoods-redneck retard with a volenteer fire dep.jacket on steped down from the truck
and he had one of those crazy arms(ye know the kind that are permenently bent)
his elbow was bent so it was on his chest and his wrist was bent back.this guy was literally retarded
:"what the fuck are you doin?Miguel stepped out and explained his story to the cops and the retard kept pacing up and down the road and wouldnt talk to Miguel.and the retard got some of his retard family down there,and his retard vol. fire dep. ass-buddies to say it was Miguels fault
bull shit.then we remembered the cops were ther and we had a bowl on us so Miguels friend threw the bowl in the woods.SMOOTH.then the cops gave him a ticket and the regular shit for car accidents
turns out that the
retards name was MICHAEL DWYANE SOMETHIN what a retarded name only a retard would have
so we finally leave ane we are rollin down the parkway through north gate
i said "my house is the 27th house on the right"..he smiled and said "dude i don't know how to count"
i chuckled.then i made up a story about how i got fucked up
i was skating and i tryed to do a fakie-flip of a five-star as i landed i hit a rock and my shoulder and the side of myface hit the pavement and i rolled---------"what a lie"
so Miguel and his friend walked me in my house and talked to my mom and told her what happed and shit
the miguel cleaned my face for me(but i couldn move my arm)
so Miguel and his friend left they were good guys
.and i felt bad for them because they felt so terrible about fucking my arm up
but all 3 of us fucked my arm up
so my mom assembled the family into the car to go to he EMERGENCY ROOMTHEN then she went in the gouse to get somethin and locked the keys to the house ----in the house."fuckin cunt"
so my granny swooped us up and took us to the hospital.
i got x-rayed and shit and the duush-nozzle
doctor says "its definitly not dislocated but you definitly did something"
NO FUCKING SHIT ARE U SEROIUS?
"WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED HEER,SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A SLING AND SOME PAIN MEDIINE"
WHAT THE FUCK U DONT FUCKING KNOW. YOU JERKE MY FUCKING ARM AROUND WHEN I TOLD U IT HURT LIKE SHIT.
YOUR A FUCKING DOCTOR,YOU WENT TO COLLEGE FOR SIX YEARS.
YOU DONT SPEND SIX YEARS AND THOUSANDS O DOLLARS NOT TO KNOW
well this is the end of my update.that was fucking long.thanks for reading it all ;)
i wont be in school monday
maybe tuesday
im wearing a sling and a red band-aid and a hospital braclet its cool i'll roc it for a while
happy valentines day i love you all(except fo the Dr.duush-bag)
someone tell emily i love her
p-cout
i had plans to skate with curtis today. and when i went to his house he was at a fucking paitball tournament.so i skate alone for about a hour(new board)and i decided to see if Pat wanted to come skate,and then i see someone pull up in a car one the road and they look at me. hott dam it was MIGUEL and some other kid.
so they ask if i wanna skitch(stand on the skateboard and hold on to the moving car)
i said yeah, i thought it would be fun.....boy was i wrong
Things began smoothly,he sped up,im o.k. he sped up some more,at this point were halfway down burley street,and he sped up somemore,my board began to wobble and i watched it fly out from my feet.
I THEN HIT THE STREET SHOULDER FIRST,THEN I ROLLED AND HIT MY HEAD, AND ROLLED A COULPE TIMES MORE
i quickly got up and walked over to my board and i noticed red spots on the bottom of it.
then more red spots appear.i thuoght i was seeing shit,but what i was seeing was...........
BLOOD POURING FROM MY FOREHEAD. Miguel reversed the car back to me and i said i feel and im bleeding
and thats when i noticed i could'nt feel my left armi opened the car door to sit down.and i couldn't feel my thumb either.Miguel and his friend were more scared than i was,they could get in a lot of trouble for this."oh shit,oh shit,this is so fucked up,we are in so much trouble"
we got out of the car and inspected my arm. Miguel thought i dislocated my shoulder."fuck"
i told them i need something to drink and i needed to go home.so miguel and his friend were game.
i felt bad fo miguel and his friend,they were so scared because it was they're fault
"dude i ruined your day" miguel said."are you mad at me?"i wasnt mad at all just surprised how -----------------------------------fucked up my day became in a matter of 5 seconds------------------------
he let me wipe my bleeding face on his cute little sweater.so we drove through some backroads and we ended up in the Happy Harry's parking lot, gettin blazed.
it was kinda funny,I had to cough, but i couldnt take a deep breath(it hurted way to much)
so i took the littlebreath i had in my lungs and pushed it out it was funny.
then Miguel went into the store and bought me some APPLEJUICE(yummy)
then we proceded on to my house.
riding along the parkway from south-south o.p. and i live in north-north o.p.
-------------------then the day got worse------------------------------------------------------------
we came up on a u-turn
a red truck in front of us turned his emergency turn signal on and slowly turnt right
(u-turn on the left)so Miguel eased his way through the u-turn.and thisFUCKING RETARDturnt right quickly and hit the side of Miguels car "fuck"
we pulled of to the side of the road,
and some backwoods-redneck retard with a volenteer fire dep.jacket on steped down from the truck
and he had one of those crazy arms(ye know the kind that are permenently bent)
his elbow was bent so it was on his chest and his wrist was bent back.this guy was literally retarded
:"what the fuck are you doin?Miguel stepped out and explained his story to the cops and the retard kept pacing up and down the road and wouldnt talk to Miguel.and the retard got some of his retard family down there,and his retard vol. fire dep. ass-buddies to say it was Miguels fault
bull shit.then we remembered the cops were ther and we had a bowl on us so Miguels friend threw the bowl in the woods.SMOOTH.then the cops gave him a ticket and the regular shit for car accidents
turns out that the
retards name was MICHAEL DWYANE SOMETHIN what a retarded name only a retard would have
so we finally leave ane we are rollin down the parkway through north gate
i said "my house is the 27th house on the right"..he smiled and said "dude i don't know how to count"
i chuckled.then i made up a story about how i got fucked up
i was skating and i tryed to do a fakie-flip of a five-star as i landed i hit a rock and my shoulder and the side of myface hit the pavement and i rolled---------"what a lie"
so Miguel and his friend walked me in my house and talked to my mom and told her what happed and shit
the miguel cleaned my face for me(but i couldn move my arm)
so Miguel and his friend left they were good guys
.and i felt bad for them because they felt so terrible about fucking my arm up
but all 3 of us fucked my arm up
so my mom assembled the family into the car to go to he EMERGENCY ROOMTHEN then she went in the gouse to get somethin and locked the keys to the house ----in the house."fuckin cunt"
so my granny swooped us up and took us to the hospital.
i got x-rayed and shit and the duush-nozzle
doctor says "its definitly not dislocated but you definitly did something"
NO FUCKING SHIT ARE U SEROIUS?
"WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED HEER,SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A SLING AND SOME PAIN MEDIINE"
WHAT THE FUCK U DONT FUCKING KNOW. YOU JERKE MY FUCKING ARM AROUND WHEN I TOLD U IT HURT LIKE SHIT.
YOUR A FUCKING DOCTOR,YOU WENT TO COLLEGE FOR SIX YEARS.
YOU DONT SPEND SIX YEARS AND THOUSANDS O DOLLARS NOT TO KNOW
well this is the end of my update.that was fucking long.thanks for reading it all ;)
i wont be in school monday
maybe tuesday
im wearing a sling and a red band-aid and a hospital braclet its cool i'll roc it for a while
happy valentines day i love you all(except fo the Dr.duush-bag)
someone tell emily i love her
p-cout