I think Ice Cube said it best...
Cursive was fuckin right when they said art is hard, haha. So, we wanted to take a few pictures for goblingoblin of some creepy shit. We made our faces super pale, put dark circles under our eyes and made a batch of fake blood. We figure Pali is the best spot for the photos, so we head down there and finda good spot. We take the pictures, but as we're leaving we start hearing all this creepy sounds. Thinking it was nothing, we just kept walking. The next thing I know, I see someone walking at us very quickly with a gun aimed at our heads screaming "Get the fuck down!". I had no idea who it was because it was dark, so I just hit the fuckin ground thinking I was about to be shot by some crazy guy with a gun. Will hesitated, not knowing whether he should run or not, and Beaver hit the ground with me. As he walks closer, we realize it's a fucking cop who failed to identify himself as one. Smart move number one, you asshole. Another cop comes out of nowhere and they pull our hands behind our backs and handcuff us. I tried to ask what we did wrong, but Copball number one just yells "Shut the fuck up." So there we were, faces on the cement, handcuffed, as they started to empty our pockets. I'd guess that we were on the ground for about 30 minutes and we were not read our rights once. Smart move number two, penis breath. Finally, they pull us up, one at a time, and sit us on the stairs. By this time, two other cops had shown up as "back up". Excessive? No way, man. Clearly, 3 kids in zombie makeup require 4 cops. They took all of our info, and asked if we had any nicknames. I said I didn't, however I fuckin regret that now. I really wish I would have said "Double Cheeseburger" or something. I'd love to be taken into a station later in my life and be asked, "So....are you Jesse 'Double Cheeseburger' Kirberger?" Wahahaha. Anyway, they finally write us all up for trespassing, vandalism, and Will got curfew. I told them that we were on our way to clean the blood up when our trip was kinda stopped short by guns and handcuffs. One of them was being nice, and agreed to take off the vandalism charges if we cleaned up the blood. So I was released, and drove to my house to get mops and shit, and I returned. After getting all the blood off the walls, we were told that we did an "alright job" (there was no traces of anything). Will's mom picked him up, and me and Beaver drove home. Here's the best part though. They were watching us as we were taking the pictures and KNEW we were doing nothing wrong and were completely harmless (we found this part out later). They STILL felt it was necessary to run at us with a fuckin gun pointed at our heads. It gets even better. They were LAUSD police, so you know that these fuckin losers were just itching to actually point their guns at someone. I think we'll get the charges cleared due to the gun pointing while knowing we were harmless, and the fact that they never read us our rights. Justice is a complete slut sometimes. Either way, check out these fucking pictures, bitch!
Man, I'm glad they didn't cap us. I wouldn't be down to permanantly look like that. Love you all. Oh ya, and FUCK THE POLICE!