Is that yours? Sorry, it looked like my penis.

[jizzy_j]

Here's some good advice for any Cadberry Egg/Lava Lamp/person. Always consider yourself exactly as anyone (friend, aquaintence, or even hunting buddy) else would describe you. And look, if that sentence didnt make sense, I dont need. WAHA! Get it? See, if I just followed that advice then I would be lucky enough to look in the mirror and see a guy who's life is going nowhere, who does coke every single day (maybe even hour! SHIT!), who is dating every girl he talks to, who doesn't go to school, who is going to attend MI in March, but thats not a school, ya it is, no fuckinG way, no seriously it is, it cant be. are you going to receive a degree in a major that will share no similarities in the career you will end up choosing later in life? no, but its my passion. you're a loser. ya, probably.

Believe me. You are exactly what others think you are. And if you don't agree with that, than I agree with you.