Aug 16, 2004 17:17
I am tired of everyone coming to me with their fucking problems. The following are answers to all of your questions:
1. Yes, you are. So leave!
2. I agree with what was said, but I can't tell you that to your face for obvious reasons. So move on with your life!
3. Whoop-dee, freaking doo! Like I cared in the first place!
4. Yes it hurts. I'm dealing with it, so should you!
5. Co-worker this, co-worker that....I don't fucking care. It no longer applies to me. I left remember!
6. Why can't you sit there and play your game all day? Because, I'm sick and need someone to fucking take care of me!
7. Oh, you need this up by today? I'm sorry I didn't realize that I'm your personal slave!
8. Life sucks. You die. Get over it!
9. Of course, the phone company is charging you too much for service. They heard your accent and thought "cha-ching"!
10. Sure, I will hold and pet your hand while I show you how to do this again for the millionth time! Stupid ass moron!
11. Noise too loud? Wear ear plugs or move. Those are your choices.
12. You can't get ahold of him? What's the big fucking deal anyway? No one ever looks at the display! Besides, it's not like it needs to be done right at this very moment.
13. Again, life sucks. You die. Get over it!
14. Men are horrible? And this is new news to you?
I thinks that about covers it. Now, I can deal with my own fucking problems (I am not a failure. repeat again. I am not a failure. repeat again....)!