Captain, My Captain .. RIP Robin Williams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
(Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress)
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
I like my wine like my women… ready to pass out.
Ah! So many pedestrians… so little time.
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) "It's the same sex all the time."
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
(Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress)
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
I like my wine like my women… ready to pass out.
Ah! So many pedestrians… so little time.
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) "It's the same sex all the time."
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