listen
trust your intuition. TRUST IT! if only earlier i had listened to my gut instinct then i would have stayed in tonight. after being out for less than an hour my friend was started on by a 17/18-year old collar up thug who took offence to this:
GIRL (two seconds earlier pretending to get her vag liked by her b/f): ARE YOU GAY?!?
FRIEND (on skateboard - he's v.good): No. Are you gay? (to mine and his g/f's knowledge he's not)
GIRL: What? What did you say?
GUY: SAY THAT AGAIN! SAY THAT AGAIN YOU CUNT!
so we continued our journey across town on a friday night to meet his brother but no he had to follow us and so did she and they squared up and my friend apologised for 'offending' his girlfriend even though i could have smashed him over the head with my brown ale bottle and he could have broken his face with the skateboard and smacked her. 'Your a mess' is what i would've said. and after that they kept following with 2 others one who 'wanted to go for a little walk', you know those walks? where you're not sure if you'll be able to walk afterwards? anyway, they were probably too young to get charged so we would've seen the rap...and their 15 friends another night. i went into the nearby pub grabbed the bouncer and they'd gone but they promised that if they'd find us. so please, listen to your gut instinct. listen.
GIRL (two seconds earlier pretending to get her vag liked by her b/f): ARE YOU GAY?!?
FRIEND (on skateboard - he's v.good): No. Are you gay? (to mine and his g/f's knowledge he's not)
GIRL: What? What did you say?
GUY: SAY THAT AGAIN! SAY THAT AGAIN YOU CUNT!
so we continued our journey across town on a friday night to meet his brother but no he had to follow us and so did she and they squared up and my friend apologised for 'offending' his girlfriend even though i could have smashed him over the head with my brown ale bottle and he could have broken his face with the skateboard and smacked her. 'Your a mess' is what i would've said. and after that they kept following with 2 others one who 'wanted to go for a little walk', you know those walks? where you're not sure if you'll be able to walk afterwards? anyway, they were probably too young to get charged so we would've seen the rap...and their 15 friends another night. i went into the nearby pub grabbed the bouncer and they'd gone but they promised that if they'd find us. so please, listen to your gut instinct. listen.