Nair
Today I put that nasty smelling frosting on my legs that smells like burning hair. 1 of them's called Nair. It smells really bad, and it looks like someone jacked ff all over my legs but I digress... You know what would be alot easier... Chemotherapthy.... Just give my legs a little radiation treatment, and BAMN!!!! No more hair (& I bet it'd smell alot better)!!! Plus it gets rid of any pesky cancer I may have lurking about too... It may cause celular damage but, in a world where ppl inject a nuclar war chemical (botox) into their faces....it's a small price to pay. Ppl probably would go wild over chemo in a bottle if you could get it in 1, and market it as hair removal. (No I really wouldn't want that but, hair removing creams ain't as quick as they claim, and you do have to leave some on for over 15 minutes if you want it to work regardless of the warning....) Nair works better than that other cream I got which I forget the name of. Anyways.... Was a smally smelly day but I no longer look like I belong at the zoo.