KUH!
'This dementor's kiss has got me feeling sallow.'
[SDKJFF.]
I'm back in San Francisco - as much as I love this city, I'd rather be back home right now. It's a combination of a lot of things, but whateverrrrrr. Pictures/videos/whatever later, I have a 5-7 page paper I have yet to start on Firefly. =]
But for now, a meme shtolen from tehshroom
Random facts about Sam:
o1. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Sam. This amuses Sam because she is bulletproof.
o2. When Sam is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
o3. Sam smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Sam's personal chef.
o4. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Sam's first visit to Tokyo.
o5. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Sam can pee her name into concrete.
o6. The chief export of Sam is Pain.
o7. Sam's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
o8. Sam is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Sam does not swim. This is because when Sam enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Sam simply walks across the pool floor.
o9. Sam and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
o1o. When Sam enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
o11. Sam is so bad she makes viruses sick. As such, Sam is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
o12. Sam once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Get Yours
Aw shi.
signing off, s.
[SDKJFF.]
I'm back in San Francisco - as much as I love this city, I'd rather be back home right now. It's a combination of a lot of things, but whateverrrrrr. Pictures/videos/whatever later, I have a 5-7 page paper I have yet to start on Firefly. =]
But for now, a meme shtolen from tehshroom
Random facts about Sam:
o1. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Sam. This amuses Sam because she is bulletproof.
o2. When Sam is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
o3. Sam smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Sam's personal chef.
o4. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Sam's first visit to Tokyo.
o5. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Sam can pee her name into concrete.
o6. The chief export of Sam is Pain.
o7. Sam's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
o8. Sam is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Sam does not swim. This is because when Sam enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Sam simply walks across the pool floor.
o9. Sam and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
o1o. When Sam enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
o11. Sam is so bad she makes viruses sick. As such, Sam is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
o12. Sam once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Get Yours
Aw shi.
signing off, s.