Cross-posted from myspace
These surveys have been my guilty pleasure for years. I like filling out answers to questions, I even kind of like paperwork. Here's one now, with hilarious ALL CAPS text so we know it's all in good fun and I actually feel kind of lame for answering these.
How old will you turn in 2009?
I WILL BE THREE AND TWENTY
Do you think you'll be married by then
CERTAINLY NOT
What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
Where did you sleep Friday night?
MY HOUSE OLD SPORT
Who was the last person to call you?
CARL H FORREST OLD TOP
Do you prefer call or text?
CALLING BY MEANS OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL'S GRANDE IVENTION
What were you doing at 1:30 am?
TCM WAS CELEBRATING PETER SELLERS POSTHUMOUS BIRTHDAY OF THREE AND EIGHTY YEARS BY MEANS OF A "TALKIE" CINEMA MARATHON OF HIS WORKS
What about 3:00 am?
SAME
When is the last time you saw your mom?
WELL NIGH ON TWENTY ODD MINUTES AGO
How many houses have you lived in?
ONE AND THREE
How many people know secrets about you?
NO ONE HENCE WHY THEY ARE SECRETS BY DEFINITION
Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I'M QUITE THE DEVIL-MAY-CARE CHAP, WHEREVER THE WINDS MIGHT SWEEP ME
What was the last thing you ate?
SPAGHETTI
What are you doing for your next birthday?
PROBABLY NOTHING
What is/are your favorite TV show('s)?
DON'T REALLY REGULARLY WATCH TELE-VISION Y'KNOW
Do you like coffee?
NO
What are you listening to?
CRICKETS
Do you know how to drive?
WHY YES
What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
NOTHING I DON'T LIKE SPENDING MONEY YOU SEE
Have you ever had someone sing to you?
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE SO
Where do you want to be right now?
MORE LIKE WHEN I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY
Do you encourage others to drink and drive?
I THINK IT'S DUMB AS HELL QUITE ACTUALLY AND PEOPLE SHOULDN'T GET ALL UPSET WHEN THEY GET PUNISHED FOR DOING SOMETHING THAT KILLS HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE EACH YEAR
Are you mad about anything right now?
JUST A GENERAL EXISTENTIAL MALAISE OLD TOP
If you were really upset, who is the first guy you'd go to?
ZEUS LORD OF THE CLOUDS AND EMPEROR OF THE THUNDER
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
ISIS MOTHER OF HORUS BLESSED HUSBAND OF OSIRIS PRAISED BE THY NAME
If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
I SUPPOSE SO NO NEED TO BEAT AROUND THE OLD BUSH LOVE
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
MORE LIKE MIDDAY YOU SEE I KEEP ODD HOURS
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
NOT REALLY I SORT OF KEEP TO MYSELF YOU KNOW
Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?
FLORENCE BOWSER ELEMENTARY
How many piercings do you have?
NONE FOR MY FLESH IS UNBLEMISHED
Which year has been the best so far?
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN QUITE FOND OF 2001
How many kids do you want to have?
NONE I WOULD BE A HORRIBLE FATHER AND I THINK KIDS ARE PUNKS
What is the closest purple object to you?
BOX OF GRAPE SODA SO IT SEEMS
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
NO MANG THAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT-UP CONFIDENTIAL
How old will you turn in 2009?
I WILL BE THREE AND TWENTY
Do you think you'll be married by then
CERTAINLY NOT
What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
Where did you sleep Friday night?
MY HOUSE OLD SPORT
Who was the last person to call you?
CARL H FORREST OLD TOP
Do you prefer call or text?
CALLING BY MEANS OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL'S GRANDE IVENTION
What were you doing at 1:30 am?
TCM WAS CELEBRATING PETER SELLERS POSTHUMOUS BIRTHDAY OF THREE AND EIGHTY YEARS BY MEANS OF A "TALKIE" CINEMA MARATHON OF HIS WORKS
What about 3:00 am?
SAME
When is the last time you saw your mom?
WELL NIGH ON TWENTY ODD MINUTES AGO
How many houses have you lived in?
ONE AND THREE
How many people know secrets about you?
NO ONE HENCE WHY THEY ARE SECRETS BY DEFINITION
Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I'M QUITE THE DEVIL-MAY-CARE CHAP, WHEREVER THE WINDS MIGHT SWEEP ME
What was the last thing you ate?
SPAGHETTI
What are you doing for your next birthday?
PROBABLY NOTHING
What is/are your favorite TV show('s)?
DON'T REALLY REGULARLY WATCH TELE-VISION Y'KNOW
Do you like coffee?
NO
What are you listening to?
CRICKETS
Do you know how to drive?
WHY YES
What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
NOTHING I DON'T LIKE SPENDING MONEY YOU SEE
Have you ever had someone sing to you?
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE SO
Where do you want to be right now?
MORE LIKE WHEN I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY
Do you encourage others to drink and drive?
I THINK IT'S DUMB AS HELL QUITE ACTUALLY AND PEOPLE SHOULDN'T GET ALL UPSET WHEN THEY GET PUNISHED FOR DOING SOMETHING THAT KILLS HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE EACH YEAR
Are you mad about anything right now?
JUST A GENERAL EXISTENTIAL MALAISE OLD TOP
If you were really upset, who is the first guy you'd go to?
ZEUS LORD OF THE CLOUDS AND EMPEROR OF THE THUNDER
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
ISIS MOTHER OF HORUS BLESSED HUSBAND OF OSIRIS PRAISED BE THY NAME
If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
I SUPPOSE SO NO NEED TO BEAT AROUND THE OLD BUSH LOVE
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
MORE LIKE MIDDAY YOU SEE I KEEP ODD HOURS
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
NOT REALLY I SORT OF KEEP TO MYSELF YOU KNOW
Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?
FLORENCE BOWSER ELEMENTARY
How many piercings do you have?
NONE FOR MY FLESH IS UNBLEMISHED
Which year has been the best so far?
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN QUITE FOND OF 2001
How many kids do you want to have?
NONE I WOULD BE A HORRIBLE FATHER AND I THINK KIDS ARE PUNKS
What is the closest purple object to you?
BOX OF GRAPE SODA SO IT SEEMS
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
NO MANG THAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT-UP CONFIDENTIAL