Free Association

[daeseol]

Title: Free Association
Pairing: Kris/Suho
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 350+
Summary: Junmyeon Jung is an excited kouhai and he really enjoys working with Kris Freud.

Comments

[daeseol]

hey hey bulletthestars

[bulletthestars]

WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS YOUR ICON I CANNOT OMFG

I AM SO HONOURED TO HAVE BEEN THE ENABLER OF THIS

THIS IS GLORIOUS I AM READING IT IN THE PSYCHOANALYTICAL LIT CLASS NOW AND TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO LAUGH TOO LOUDLY /WAILS

JOONMYUN JUNG IS PRICELESS OMFG

"senpai, i am having a hard on!" he exclaims "that was when i saw your half-naked photo in the washroom which you, i think, accidentally left this morning for some reason i might not know.

HE TOTALLY LEFT IT THERE ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE ALSO OMFG I AM CRYING SENPAI YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THIS RIGHT

"according to my study, libido is developed by changing its object association," he begins as he himself start to place his hands on his own crotch. "we are all polymorphously perverted, do you remember?"

FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO QUOTE EVERYTHING BACK AT YOU BECAUSE AKSFJSHKFJAHKFJAF JUST ALSO POLYMORPHOUSLY PERVERTED SOBBING I CANNOT

junmyeon gulps, not because he feels sexually threatened but because he does not know what he should answer. though he likes kris'

[daeseol]

oh my god i d k what to say your comment is an essay oh my <3 <3 <3

THIS IS GLORIOUS I AM READING IT IN THE PSYCHOANALYTICAL LIT CLASS NOW AND TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO LAUGH TOO LOUDLY /WAILS

oh my so that's why the freud on twitter PMSL :))

HE TOTALLY LEFT IT THERE ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE ALSO OMFG I AM CRYING SENPAI YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THIS RIGHT

ON PURPOSE. YES. I BELIEVE SO.

LMFAO thank you very much precious enabler~ XDDD

[beoutiful]

GYAAAAAAH DAN

IT ACTUALLY SUCKS THAT YOU DON'T WRITE SMUT BECAUSE THIS IS GOLD MATERIAL RIGHT HERE

and I have an oral fixation with Kris' jaw k bye

[daeseol]

IT ACTUALLY SUCKS THAT YOU DON'T WRITE SMUT BECAUSE THIS IS GOLD MATERIAL RIGHT HERE

P M S L well that's how life goes. maybe we can ask my enabler to continue this ehem bulletthestars ehem XDDD

oooh so u want to suck kris' jaw? or lick? or kiss? what do you want to do lol

thank you for reading! XD

[beoutiful]

oooh so u want to suck kris' jaw? or lick? or kiss? what do you want to do lol

I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING /waggles eyebrows

[yutings]

oh my god i'm 500% done with life rn that's how hard i'm laughing.

thank you for writing.

[daeseol]

hi

GIVE ME A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF YOUR ICON HOLY MOTHER

thank you for reading dear!!!

/goes back to staring at your icon

[yutings]

SUHO IS A GOD IN MAN FORM COME DOWN TO BLESS OUR LOWLY SELVES WITH HIS GHEY FACE OKAY.

wow so i just stalked your masterlist bECAUSE YOUR USERNAME LOOKED FAMILIAR AND REALIZED I'D READ A LOT OF YOUR FICS. HI SENPAI.

yeah ok thats all /runs

[daeseol]

REALIZED I'D READ A LOT OF YOUR FICS. HI SENPAI.

oh my god the fact that somebody read my previous fics makes my heart go doki doki omg ;A; thank you very much!!! T____T

[ot12]

oh god why

[daeseol]

uhm /hides

[nadinadara]

can't breaTH

this drabble.needs smut.

because of genital fixation.

anyway I love this.i needed some crack lol. ♡

[daeseol]

oh my god :)) i can't smut huhuhu i am sorry lol i hope somebody will jk :))

thank you dear! :D