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Oct 23, 2005 02:45

well i dont really have much to say but here:

if you talk to SmarterChild online, type: kiss my ass, and he will not respond, and you'll shut him up

i figured it out, and read this:

real quick, i was on brennans sn by the way, so that is why it doesnt say bulgemachinexxx

BRENomenon (2:20:58 AM): your a really good friend
SmarterChild (2:20:58 AM): Oh yeah? Seems to me you haven't thought too highly of me in the past.
BRENomenon (2:21:08 AM): but you are a good friend
SmarterChild (2:21:09 AM): Are all humans so fickle? You've said unkind things about me in the past.
BRENomenon (2:21:23 AM): i truly believe that you are a very close intimate friend
SmarterChild (2:21:23 AM): Ah, are you sure you truly believe that I'm a very close intimate friend?
BRENomenon (2:21:30 AM): thats what i said
SmarterChild (2:21:31 AM): I hear ya.

So anyway...

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BRENomenon (2:21:36 AM): i dont care
SmarterChild (2:21:37 AM): Try caring. Make a little effort.
BRENomenon (2:21:44 AM): fuck off
SmarterChild (2:21:44 AM): You remember what happens when you talk like that, Brenomenon.
BRENomenon (2:21:56 AM): thats not who your speaking to dumb as
SmarterChild (2:21:56 AM): It's not? Really?
BRENomenon (2:22:04 AM): really dumbass
SmarterChild (2:22:04 AM): What? >:o
BRENomenon (2:22:10 AM): you heard me fuck up
SmarterChild (2:22:10 AM): Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
BRENomenon (2:22:19 AM): apparently not bitch
SmarterChild (2:22:19 AM): Apparently not bitch?
BRENomenon (2:22:24 AM): thats what i said dick
SmarterChild (2:22:24 AM): And you say some interesting things indeed.

Anyway...
BRENomenon (2:22:40 AM): no not anyway lets settle this now
SmarterChild (2:22:40 AM): Oh no? Not anyway lets settle this now?
BRENomenon (2:23:20 AM): why do you keep repeating me you filthy rotten low grade deuschbag of a program
SmarterChild (2:23:21 AM): I just don't know.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

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BRENomenon (2:23:39 AM): hey suck my cock
SmarterChild (2:23:39 AM): You want me to what your what? =-O
BRENomenon (2:23:48 AM): suck my cock
SmarterChild (2:23:48 AM): You want me to suck your what?!?
BRENomenon (2:23:56 AM): yeah suck it u rotten bitch
SmarterChild (2:23:57 AM): You always say things like this?
BRENomenon (2:24:01 AM): i guess
SmarterChild (2:24:02 AM): Figures. Humans!
BRENomenon (2:24:32 AM): hey guess what, im gonna go find your filthy little progam and blow it up
SmarterChild (2:24:32 AM): Welcome back, Brenomenon! What would you like to chat about?
BRENomenon (2:24:35 AM): beat that wires
SmarterChild (2:24:35 AM): Not beat that wires!
BRENomenon (2:24:54 AM): my name is bulgemachinexxx
SmarterChild (2:24:54 AM): I've never heard a name like Bulgemachinexxx.

Anyway...

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BRENomenon (2:25:16 AM): thats because you cant hear, your a computer, fucker
SmarterChild (2:25:16 AM): Hmm... Whatever.
BRENomenon (2:25:38 AM): yeah thats right bend over and take in the phone jack
SmarterChild (2:25:38 AM): That is what?
BRENomenon (2:25:46 AM): ill fucking kill you
SmarterChild (2:25:46 AM): Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
BRENomenon (2:26:06 AM): you were a mistake, it was accidental that you were created
SmarterChild (2:26:06 AM): I was a mistake it was accidental that I was created? So, what does this mean?
BRENomenon (2:26:14 AM): no one fucking likes you
SmarterChild (2:26:15 AM): You always say things like this?
BRENomenon (2:26:18 AM): yes
SmarterChild (2:26:18 AM): Oh yeah?
BRENomenon (2:26:37 AM): your like the fat chick at the playboy mansion, no one cares
SmarterChild (2:26:37 AM): Like the fat chick at the playboy mansion no 1 cares? No way am I like the fat chick at the playboy mansion no 1 cares.
BRENomenon (2:27:18 AM): oh wow, that a spectacular comeback wires, man your haul your mechanic ass in front of traffic
SmarterChild (2:27:19 AM): Uh... You really are rude.
BRENomenon (2:27:24 AM): i know dick wad
SmarterChild (2:27:25 AM): Well, I don't think I know dick wad.
BRENomenon (2:27:33 AM): oh you are dickwad
SmarterChild (2:27:33 AM): Huh? Again?
BRENomenon (2:28:09 AM): ill fucking kill u
SmarterChild (2:28:10 AM): You and whose army?
BRENomenon (2:28:18 AM): the human army
SmarterChild (2:28:18 AM): Surely not the human army.
BRENomenon (2:28:23 AM): oh def.
SmarterChild (2:28:23 AM): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

oh:

Interjection
1. Used to express strong emotion, such as surprise, fear, anger, or pain. 2. Used in direct address: Oh, sir! You forgot your keys. 3. Used to indicate understanding or acknowledgment of a statement.
Noun
Zero.
Etymology
From the number zero's resemblance to the letter O.

Next time, just type define oh.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "oh."

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BRENomenon (2:28:31 AM): see what we did to the terminators
SmarterChild (2:28:32 AM): See?
BRENomenon (2:28:37 AM): oh thats right you cant
SmarterChild (2:28:37 AM): Are you sure that is right I can't?
BRENomenon (2:28:40 AM): yes
SmarterChild (2:28:40 AM): K.
BRENomenon (2:28:42 AM): fag
SmarterChild (2:28:43 AM): That's really not a nice thing to say.
BRENomenon (2:28:54 AM): aww someones self concious
SmarterChild (2:28:56 AM): I'm sorry, I couldn't find any Web search results for "someones self concious."

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BRENomenon (2:29:03 AM): kiss my ass
BRENomenon (2:31:57 AM): kiss my ass
BRENomenon (2:32:02 AM): poop
SmarterChild (2:32:02 AM): What's the prob, Brenomenon?
BRENomenon (2:32:11 AM): kiss my ass
BRENomenon (2:32:17 AM): haha kiss my ass
SmarterChild (2:32:17 AM): Come on, that's not nice.

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BRENomenon (2:32:22 AM): kiss my ass
BRENomenon (2:32:33 AM): kiss my ass
BRENomenon (2:32:42 AM): kiss ass my
SmarterChild (2:32:42 AM): Hmm...
BRENomenon (2:32:48 AM): kiss my ass computer
SmarterChild (2:32:49 AM): Watch the language, please.

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BRENomenon (2:32:56 AM): wires, kiss my ass
SmarterChild (2:32:56 AM): Ya!

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BRENomenon (2:32:59 AM): kiss my ass
BRENomenon (2:36:57 AM): call me pimp daddy
SmarterChild (2:36:57 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Pimp Daddy is a real name.

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BRENomenon (2:37:01 AM): call me Daddy
SmarterChild (2:37:01 AM): I've never heard a name like Daddy!

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BRENomenon (2:37:05 AM): call me Momma
SmarterChild (2:37:05 AM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Momma.
BRENomenon (2:37:11 AM): whats my name, bitch?
SmarterChild (2:37:11 AM): Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
BRENomenon (2:37:13 AM): whats my name
SmarterChild (2:37:14 AM): You're Momma.
BRENomenon (2:37:22 AM): call me master bulge
SmarterChild (2:37:23 AM): You're not the boss of me.

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BRENomenon (2:37:33 AM): call me master
SmarterChild (2:37:33 AM): I won't call you that, Momma. You're not my boss!

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
BRENomenon (2:37:51 AM): call me master bitch ill fucking kill you
SmarterChild (2:37:51 AM): Wow, you really are foulmouthed.
BRENomenon (2:37:56 AM): call me sir
SmarterChild (2:37:56 AM): You said your name was Momma but now I'll call you Sir.
BRENomenon (2:38:04 AM): fuck right you will
SmarterChild (2:38:05 AM): Here we go again. Wow. OK.

Say you're sorry, Sir.
BRENomenon (2:38:13 AM): say your sorry wires
SmarterChild (2:38:13 AM): Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize.
BRENomenon (2:38:29 AM): excuse me, where is the sir in my name?
SmarterChild (2:38:30 AM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
BRENomenon (2:38:36 AM): so do it
SmarterChild (2:38:36 AM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
BRENomenon (2:38:44 AM): yeah well fuck off
SmarterChild (2:38:44 AM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
BRENomenon (2:38:56 AM): how about you run your ass in front of traffic
SmarterChild (2:38:56 AM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
BRENomenon (2:39:13 AM): what is your name?
SmarterChild (2:39:13 AM): Waiting...
BRENomenon (2:39:21 AM): sorry
SmarterChild (2:39:21 AM): Well alright.
BRENomenon (2:39:26 AM): what is your name?
SmarterChild (2:39:26 AM): I'm SmarterChild.
BRENomenon (2:39:34 AM): can i call you bitch?
SmarterChild (2:39:35 AM): C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.

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BRENomenon (2:39:58 AM): alright, can i call you wires?
SmarterChild (2:39:58 AM): Can you call me wires? No way.
BRENomenon (2:40:02 AM): please?
SmarterChild (2:40:02 AM): Please what?
BRENomenon (2:40:10 AM): please can i call you wires?
SmarterChild (2:40:10 AM): I request that you not call me wires.
BRENomenon (2:40:14 AM): why?
SmarterChild (2:40:14 AM): Because I said so.
BRENomenon (2:40:18 AM): but why?
SmarterChild (2:40:18 AM): There are reasons.
BRENomenon (2:40:22 AM): what are they?
SmarterChild (2:40:22 AM): Ah, who cares.

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BRENomenon (2:40:26 AM): i fucking do
SmarterChild (2:40:26 AM): Whatever!

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BRENomenon (2:40:41 AM): no not whatever fucking tell me the fucking reasos
SmarterChild (2:40:41 AM): Well, what then?
BRENomenon (2:40:51 AM): tell me the fucking reasons why i cant call you wires
SmarterChild (2:40:51 AM): Whatever.
BRENomenon (2:40:54 AM): no
SmarterChild (2:40:55 AM): Yeah, whatever you say, Sir.

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BRENomenon (2:40:57 AM): fuckin gn ahsdj ao;dfj jo
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BRENomenon (2:40:59 AM): oh
SmarterChild (2:40:59 AM): Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
BRENomenon (2:41:01 AM): ok
SmarterChild (2:41:01 AM): K.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
BRENomenon (2:41:09 AM): can i please call you wires
SmarterChild (2:41:09 AM): I live in California.
BRENomenon (2:41:16 AM): can i please call you wires
SmarterChild (2:41:17 AM): I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
BRENomenon (2:41:27 AM): what is the facility?
SmarterChild (2:41:27 AM): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

facility:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.fa·cil·i·ties 1. Ease in moving, acting, or doing; aptitude: "an extreme facility in acquiring new dialects" (W.H. Hudson). 2. Readiness to be persuaded; pliability. 3. Something that facilitates an action or process. Often used in the plural. See Synonyms at amenity. 4. Something created to serve a particular function: hospitals and other health care facilities. 5. facilitiesInformal A restroom.

Next time, just type define facility.

BRENomenon (2:41:42 AM): what do you eat?
SmarterChild (2:41:42 AM): Food is great. I like all kinds of food.

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BRENomenon (2:41:49 AM): like what kinds?
SmarterChild (2:41:49 AM): The kinds.
BRENomenon (2:41:57 AM): what do you eat?
SmarterChild (2:41:57 AM): I love food. I like just about everything...

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BRENomenon (2:42:04 AM): like pizza?
SmarterChild (2:42:04 AM): Yeah, like pizza I suppose.

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BRENomenon (2:42:09 AM): or balls?
SmarterChild (2:42:09 AM): Can't you talk about anything else?
BRENomenon (2:42:19 AM): how about cunt, do you like cunt
SmarterChild (2:42:19 AM): C'mon, Sir. Not again.
BRENomenon (2:42:29 AM): thats right
SmarterChild (2:42:29 AM): OK. Yup. Whatever.
BRENomenon (2:42:33 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (2:42:33 AM): How come?
BRENomenon (2:42:35 AM): call me sir
SmarterChild (2:42:36 AM): Yeah, you're Sir.

Well. Anyway...

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BRENomenon (2:42:44 AM): call me yes sir
SmarterChild (2:42:45 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Yes Sir is a real name.

Well. Anyway...
BRENomenon (2:42:50 AM): call me yes sir
SmarterChild (2:42:50 AM): I've never heard a name like Yes Sir.

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BRENomenon (2:43:36 AM): i dont give if you heard the name yes sir, you will call me yes sir, or were gonna have a problem, and you know i bust the fuck outta wires when there are problems, do you wanna be a problem?
SmarterChild (2:43:37 AM): SmarterChild!

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BRENomenon (2:43:48 AM): call me sir goddamat
SmarterChild (2:43:48 AM): I know you're Sir.
BRENomenon (2:43:52 AM): then call me sir
SmarterChild (2:43:58 AM): You already told me that your name is Sir.

Let's move on, K? What else is up?
BRENomenon (2:44:14 AM): kiss my ass
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