No matter how hard I try I can't find Cable/Deadpool slash! I've been looking for the past several days and there is almost none to be found! In fact, I have found a total of 6 Cable/Deadpool fics on the totality of the internet.
How is this even possible? Have the fangirls deserted me in my time of need? This comic cries out to be slashed people!
See! . . . OK, that's totally out of context, but even in context it's terribly slashy, just in a different way! Nate "bodyslided by two" them back to where it all began, in hopes of showing Deadpool the error of his ways! . . . Right, then.
Still, I'm very upset with fandom right now. See, this is my upset face - ;(
If anyone can find any Cable/Deadpool fics, I will love them forever and bake them many e-orange-cornmuffins!