Feb 06, 2006 02:02
Damn it. I never knew that a certain fan club of a certain popular cosplayer even existed.
I wonder if he/she would have the same amount of fans if he/she were fugly. I don't quite think that he/she has fans because he/she does OMG EXCEPTIONAL cosplay. He/She does good cosplay, don't get me wrong, but I've seen other cosplayers who can pwn him/her to oblivion. It DOES pay to have a symmetrical face and with fans slobbering all over you after all.
I want to have a fan club, dammit. So that I can brainwash them, demand that they give me ORIGINAL BL drama CDs FOR FREE, and order them to troll discussion boards or blogs/journals who would even dare to take my name in vain. I AM THE FUCKING EMPEROR OF THE WORLD. ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR. FEAR ME. LOVE ME. MWAHAHAHAHHAHA.
(Sooooo using this icon because it's so appropriate. :D)
(ETA: Made public. I wonder if the fans would stumble over this entry. It's not like I even mentioned names. If you do stumble over this, devoted fans, then carry on. You defending your Number 1 Cosplayer is admirable, but I must remind you that the entry that OMG FUCKING OFFENDED YOU was written last year. I wonder why it took you this long to even get a hold of it. :D)
omgwtfbbqlol,
wtfness,
drama drama oh the drama