Go Away, 'Baitin'!
So, something kinda funny happened a few days ago.
I was out on the porch having a cigarette. I look across the way to another apartment and the individual living over yonder left his blinds kinda cocked. I took a glance over and I could see his TV. Some random anime program was on. I would glance over now and then and catch silent snippets of what he was watching. And then I see the image of some guy just going crazy on a chick.
Oh my god, he has anime porn on. This was hilarious and awesome.
Every now and then I'd look up and see a bit more of the hentai, until I didn't see any more hentai. What I saw instead was man-ass in the window. Now, it wasn't anything special -- just kind of an average ass. But still, naked ass quite visible to anyone who might be wandering by or just happens to be looking through his window. I kept taking a glance now and then, and the guy would be wandering around his apartment in increasing stages of dressed-ness. At some point he turned the television off (one would assume that he was done having porno-time, with the getting dressed an all).
The best moment in my opinion was when he realized 'oh god, my blinds were't completely closed' -- and he looked out through the opening. I didn't make eye contact for more than a split second looking over in his direction. I didn't make any gestures (a thumbs-up might have been apropo), or even acknowledge him. But we both have a secret. And that is that I caught him spanking it. I still find this hilarious, even if I don't blame him for it -- he's a guy, and every single guy in the world jerks off once he figures it out (those who say they don't are liars). It's more the having caught him in the act than the actual act itself that I find amusing.
It will be one of the most awkward moments our lives if this neighbor and I happen to leave our apartments at the same time and run into one another.
I was out on the porch having a cigarette. I look across the way to another apartment and the individual living over yonder left his blinds kinda cocked. I took a glance over and I could see his TV. Some random anime program was on. I would glance over now and then and catch silent snippets of what he was watching. And then I see the image of some guy just going crazy on a chick.
Oh my god, he has anime porn on. This was hilarious and awesome.
Every now and then I'd look up and see a bit more of the hentai, until I didn't see any more hentai. What I saw instead was man-ass in the window. Now, it wasn't anything special -- just kind of an average ass. But still, naked ass quite visible to anyone who might be wandering by or just happens to be looking through his window. I kept taking a glance now and then, and the guy would be wandering around his apartment in increasing stages of dressed-ness. At some point he turned the television off (one would assume that he was done having porno-time, with the getting dressed an all).
The best moment in my opinion was when he realized 'oh god, my blinds were't completely closed' -- and he looked out through the opening. I didn't make eye contact for more than a split second looking over in his direction. I didn't make any gestures (a thumbs-up might have been apropo), or even acknowledge him. But we both have a secret. And that is that I caught him spanking it. I still find this hilarious, even if I don't blame him for it -- he's a guy, and every single guy in the world jerks off once he figures it out (those who say they don't are liars). It's more the having caught him in the act than the actual act itself that I find amusing.
It will be one of the most awkward moments our lives if this neighbor and I happen to leave our apartments at the same time and run into one another.