drunk

[jiroubou_debu]

1 am drunX0rz. 1337 15 1-14rd wh3n drunk. i am only managing by typing really slowly. iam putting this in cz i'll forget what happned. i mostly drank and talked, i think. there was gigglng. tayuya might remember more.

i cnt ytpe yet ic uould draw kirby

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[yuya_kun]

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He gets drunk and he types in nerdspeak. Why ain't I surprised?

You didn't giggle (THANK GOD) but yeah, there was giggling.

And what the hell is Kirby?!

[web_of_words]

Kirby is a little round pink creature out of a Nintendo game. It looks a bit like the thing Jiroubou drew.

..So if he didn't giggle and there was giggling, logic dictates *you* giggled! Bwa ha ha! Jiroubou sama, tell me you recorded it for posterity!

[yuya_kun]

Pff, video games. What are you people, ten?

Yeah, I giggle when I'm drunk...So what? Orochimaru-sama cusses, Jiroubou talks about boobs, and I giggle. *thoughtful* I wonder what YOU'RE like when you're drunk - other than, y'know, doing stuff that gets you thrown in jail overnight?

[web_of_words]

Video games are very sophisticated these days I'll have you know! :D

I'd show you what I am like when I'm drunk (again - you're always pissed so you never remember!), but my relationship matters to me and I really don't want to have to go through that again! XD You'll just have to picture it.

But hey, I always get bailed!

[yuya_kun]

Actually, it takes a lot to get me so drunk I can't remember. I probably was just TRYING not to remember. Because thinking about you getting sauced leads to mental images of you puking up webbing, thanks to your delightful little expose'.

Yeah, well, one of these days you're gonna piss Orochimaru-sama off, and he's going to tell them to keep you locked up for a while. And I'm sure it ain't sunshine and rainbows in Orochimaru-sama's dungeons (unless you go for that kinda thing, in which case DON'T FUCKIN' ENLIGHTEN ME.)

[web_of_words]

I have never been a pukey drunk...ok, there have been a few nights when I have been known to pray to the porcelain God, but hell, we've all been there, right!

(unless you go for that kinda thing, in which case DON'T FUCKIN' ENLIGHTEN ME.)

Are you suuure? I can make my own restraints!

(Sakon's gonna kill me now, like I'm not horribly wounded enough! Sakon is too good for the likes of me. ToT!)

[yuya_kun]

If I have been there, it ain't been for over a decade.

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Nice to know. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen, attempting to break my own personal record for length of time spent holding my head in the gas range. :DDDD

[jiroubou_debu]

Kirby is a little pink puffball that eats everything.

My incoherent drunken entry wasn't as amusing as the other incoherent drunken entries.