What's that word again?
L.O.L.
So apparently yesterday everyone went to.. a water park? Does that mean chlorine? Yesterday? Or something? I beat up (sorta) Hanamaru. His tongue does some things I have never even heard about. 'Course people don't talk about their tongues much anyway, so it's hardly surprising, but I don't care, I'm just stating for the record - HEY ASSHOLE! You're an asshole. ♥
Anyway I was running around and making bank when the old farts down at the south end of town invited me in for the rounds of victory calls on some deal that went through for salt. I mean come on. Salt. Lick your own fucking arm after you've sweat a little if you need the damn salt - but anyway, there was more alcohol (which I figured a bit late) than I've seen...ever and then there is this big hazy period in which I remember warm water, witchhazel, and the letter Q.
Blah blah blah, tossed my cookies, figured out this better not become some sort of sick habit, got to the store and got myself something SHINY that's mine and all mine and hands off bitches, it's bought in the legalest tender around. Some dumb bitch was hoggin' the road, and apparently he took offense at my telling him to move his spandex-clad ass out of the way 'cause he followed me home and STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING PACKAGE! Course he was covered in shit and red paint so it was funny as hell at the same time but the dick could run and he went DOWN and I had him pinned (ain't nothing selective 'bout that, I was on his chest) tryin' to get back my gear. Kinda get a bit hazy on the details then, possibly for the reason my head hurts, and I think a building or two ain't up to building codes (hah, like they ever were) anymore but it's cool. Not like the dipshit side of Konoha's crying at the ugly.
C--- Got some notice we're on for some crazy training ritual for the Academy students. Since that's me, and most all you other pansies, including that chick T-chan (ever figure out if the I to the Chigo was really the one to take the old laundry and gift y'all with a new wardrobe from the hotsprings the other day?) who ain't half bad, are getting together over at the Academy now for this "Survival Training."
Come on. We're not even genin. Guess you can't start too young.
Oh! Shoutout to teh T-kyu-chan-who: Thanks for the tips and tricks! I just should look into, ah, figuring out how to do it without the blindfold.
So apparently yesterday everyone went to.. a water park? Does that mean chlorine? Yesterday? Or something? I beat up (sorta) Hanamaru. His tongue does some things I have never even heard about. 'Course people don't talk about their tongues much anyway, so it's hardly surprising, but I don't care, I'm just stating for the record - HEY ASSHOLE! You're an asshole. ♥
Anyway I was running around and making bank when the old farts down at the south end of town invited me in for the rounds of victory calls on some deal that went through for salt. I mean come on. Salt. Lick your own fucking arm after you've sweat a little if you need the damn salt - but anyway, there was more alcohol (which I figured a bit late) than I've seen...ever and then there is this big hazy period in which I remember warm water, witchhazel, and the letter Q.
Blah blah blah, tossed my cookies, figured out this better not become some sort of sick habit, got to the store and got myself something SHINY that's mine and all mine and hands off bitches, it's bought in the legalest tender around. Some dumb bitch was hoggin' the road, and apparently he took offense at my telling him to move his spandex-clad ass out of the way 'cause he followed me home and STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING PACKAGE! Course he was covered in shit and red paint so it was funny as hell at the same time but the dick could run and he went DOWN and I had him pinned (ain't nothing selective 'bout that, I was on his chest) tryin' to get back my gear. Kinda get a bit hazy on the details then, possibly for the reason my head hurts, and I think a building or two ain't up to building codes (hah, like they ever were) anymore but it's cool. Not like the dipshit side of Konoha's crying at the ugly.
C--- Got some notice we're on for some crazy training ritual for the Academy students. Since that's me, and most all you other pansies, including that chick T-chan (ever figure out if the I to the Chigo was really the one to take the old laundry and gift y'all with a new wardrobe from the hotsprings the other day?) who ain't half bad, are getting together over at the Academy now for this "Survival Training."
Come on. We're not even genin. Guess you can't start too young.
Oh! Shoutout to teh T-kyu-chan-who: Thanks for the tips and tricks! I just should look into, ah, figuring out how to do it without the blindfold.