Cuz its funny
MTV: It's Not Everybody's Cup of Teabag
Mother to father: Oh my! Jerry, say something to that old man. His testicles are hanging out of his swimsuit.
Little girl: I have testicles. They're in my mouth. [Opens mouth]
Mother: Not tonsils. Testicles!
Father: Seven, and already MTV has ruined her.
--Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Book Reading Beach Bum
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 26, 2006
He Needs a 4-Hour Briefing Before She Can Take Him Out of the House
Mom to little boy: Now, don't touch other people's eyeballs.
--St. Simons Island, Georgia
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 25, 2006
At Least They Shower
Ghetto girl: ...And so I broke up with him because he kept getting robbed. He had all these shady friends, ya know? It was like we'd wake up and the television and the shower curtain would be gone.
--Misquamicut Beach, Rhode Island
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 21, 2006
On the Other Hand, You Could Be Wrong
Man #1: What kind of clouds are those?
Man #2: Ambidextrous.
Man #1: Oh, yeah. Ambidextrous.
--Corolla, North Carolina
Overheard by: James
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 20, 2006
Mother to father: Oh my! Jerry, say something to that old man. His testicles are hanging out of his swimsuit.
Little girl: I have testicles. They're in my mouth. [Opens mouth]
Mother: Not tonsils. Testicles!
Father: Seven, and already MTV has ruined her.
--Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Book Reading Beach Bum
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 26, 2006
He Needs a 4-Hour Briefing Before She Can Take Him Out of the House
Mom to little boy: Now, don't touch other people's eyeballs.
--St. Simons Island, Georgia
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 25, 2006
At Least They Shower
Ghetto girl: ...And so I broke up with him because he kept getting robbed. He had all these shady friends, ya know? It was like we'd wake up and the television and the shower curtain would be gone.
--Misquamicut Beach, Rhode Island
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 21, 2006
On the Other Hand, You Could Be Wrong
Man #1: What kind of clouds are those?
Man #2: Ambidextrous.
Man #1: Oh, yeah. Ambidextrous.
--Corolla, North Carolina
Overheard by: James
via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 20, 2006