DRAMA THURSDAY!
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The votes are in and it looks like mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi as a pair will be first. Next week it will be satoru_'s turn, and so-on from there, in alphabetical order. Remember, you're only subject to this if you have Friended me, so if you want to escape the Drama, un-Friend me now!
And let the Drama... BEGIN!!!
See? Wasn't that dramatic? Just trying to start things off right.
Why am I starting with both mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi? Well actually, mognetcentral suggested it. Why? I think it's because she thought I would tell that story of that one time when they were hanging out and all that crazy stuff happened, and it would be funny and they would be all "teehee! We so bad!" Yeah well, that's not gonna happen. Those of you who know them have heard that story all too many times already. And those of you who don't know them, well trust me, it's an amusing story the first couple of times. When you've heard it as many times as I have, though, you get sick of it.
The first thing you'll need to know about mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi, which you won't know unless you've spent a little time getting to know them, is this:
mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi are the biggest pair of bitches you will ever meet.
When you first meet rurouni_jedi, she seems really sweet. She gushes all over you and tells you how awesome you are. This is called being an Attention Whore, and people respond because everyone likes to hear compliments. If we are hanging out together, I will start herding her away from you after about 5 or 10 minutes. Because right about ten minutes into the conversation, she just starts talking shit about people, and I find it embarrassing to listen to. It starts off all "oh, you're so great, I love your outfit" for like the first ten minutes. Then it moves into "you are so much cooler than so-and-so, she's such a slut" and eventually "you know what would make you look even better? If you lost 20 pounds. And do something about your skin!" So if you've met her but only talked to her for like ten minutes at a time, you probably still like her. Lucky you.
mognetcentral is more subtle than "that ham-handed oaf," as she calls rurouni_jedi. She seems friendly at first, but isn't sucking up to you the whole time. She dresses "cool" and talks about having tea parties and going to Europe, so you think she must be all sophisticated, and you want to be her friend. Then she stabs you in the back. She'll take whatever she wants from you, saying "it's okay, we're friends, aren't we?" She'll take your crocheted plushie then tell everyone she made it herself, when she can't even crochet!
Why talk about the two of them in one post? So I can bring you this story.
Whether you've met her or not, there are three things that everybody knows about rurouni_jedi:
She has a boyfriend
She loves Star Wars, especially the character Jaina Solo, from the novels
She is a huge camera whore
Well I never really realized the extent to which this was true until YaoiCon. YaoiCon was a small con, but big enough that all the usual con photographers were there. And having gotten to know some of them over the past year, rurouni_jedi and her boyfriend were hanging out with one of them through most of the con. Con photogs generally try to get pictures of a wide range of convention attendees. That means they take a lot of pictures of a lot of different people. rurouni_jedi loved hanging out with a shutterbug, because it meant she got to pose for a lot of pictures. It started with the usual handful of pictures of her in various poses, but as the convention went on she would call out "hey take a picture of me over here" every ten minutes. And when "her" photographer would take pictures of anyone else, she would get all pissy. Finally she decided to take action to keep "her" photographer's attention. She put on her one satiny pink top, the one with its neckline down to her navel (you've all seen pictures), waited until her boyfriend was out picking up food, went up to "her" photographer, and said something cheesy/nerdy along the lines of "you know Jaina has a brother named Jacen. I think it would be totally hot if you showed me some brotherly love."
I had the misfortune of sharing a hotel room with rurouni_jedi and her boyfriend for YaoiCon. Earlier in the evening I was getting sick of rurouni_jedi's behavior and told them I was going to one of the video viewing rooms. But the videos they were showing were frankly not that interesting, and I ended up going to bed early. So I didn't hear rurouni_jedi and "her" photographer when they entered the room and started humping in the bathroom. I assume they thought I was still downstairs in the video room. As I've learned from past conventions, rurouni_jedi is such a camera whore that she can't get turned on unless she's in front of a mirror where she can pose for herself. Which is what she was doing when her boyfriend returned from his food run. Now, rurouni_jedi's boyfriend is a pretty hot property. And when mognetcentral ran into him in the hotel, she was all to happy to tell him what his girlfriend was doing. Of course, this is hardly the first time rurouni_jedi has done something like this, but by this time her boyfriend had had enough. So after a bit of consolation, mognetcentral suggested a little revenge sex.
mognetcentral can't be blamed for expecting rurouni_jedi to be in the photographer's room. His room was, after all, much closer to the convention. But what mognetcentral hadn't anticipated was the fact that the photographer's bathroom was much smaller, and his mirror was not lit well enough to satisfy rurouni_jedi, which is why they ended up in our room. Meanwhile, since mognetcentral ran into rurouni_jedi's boyfriend right outside our room, they took the convenient option and decided it would be safe to use our room too. Especially since they thought I was still down in the video room.
I was still sleeping when mognetcentral stumbled into our darkened room with rurouni_jedi's boyfriend. I woke up right about the time the two of them flopped down onto my bed, which was coincidentally the same moment rurouni_jedi and her photographer decided to move the action out of the bathroom. The four of them landed on top of me at practically the same moment, which could have been kind of sexy in a weird group sex way, if it hadn't been for the fact that their combined weight was well over 500 pounds on my chest, and when they landed, the photographer, the boyfriend, and I cracked our skulls into one another.
Long story slightly less long, the next two hours consisted of three grown men crying while two women screamed at each other at the top of their lungs. Of course now, mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi act like nothing happened. But they still talk shit about each other behind their backs. And I still have bruised ribs from that night.
The votes are in and it looks like mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi as a pair will be first. Next week it will be satoru_'s turn, and so-on from there, in alphabetical order. Remember, you're only subject to this if you have Friended me, so if you want to escape the Drama, un-Friend me now!
And let the Drama... BEGIN!!!
See? Wasn't that dramatic? Just trying to start things off right.
Why am I starting with both mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi? Well actually, mognetcentral suggested it. Why? I think it's because she thought I would tell that story of that one time when they were hanging out and all that crazy stuff happened, and it would be funny and they would be all "teehee! We so bad!" Yeah well, that's not gonna happen. Those of you who know them have heard that story all too many times already. And those of you who don't know them, well trust me, it's an amusing story the first couple of times. When you've heard it as many times as I have, though, you get sick of it.
The first thing you'll need to know about mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi, which you won't know unless you've spent a little time getting to know them, is this:
mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi are the biggest pair of bitches you will ever meet.
When you first meet rurouni_jedi, she seems really sweet. She gushes all over you and tells you how awesome you are. This is called being an Attention Whore, and people respond because everyone likes to hear compliments. If we are hanging out together, I will start herding her away from you after about 5 or 10 minutes. Because right about ten minutes into the conversation, she just starts talking shit about people, and I find it embarrassing to listen to. It starts off all "oh, you're so great, I love your outfit" for like the first ten minutes. Then it moves into "you are so much cooler than so-and-so, she's such a slut" and eventually "you know what would make you look even better? If you lost 20 pounds. And do something about your skin!" So if you've met her but only talked to her for like ten minutes at a time, you probably still like her. Lucky you.
mognetcentral is more subtle than "that ham-handed oaf," as she calls rurouni_jedi. She seems friendly at first, but isn't sucking up to you the whole time. She dresses "cool" and talks about having tea parties and going to Europe, so you think she must be all sophisticated, and you want to be her friend. Then she stabs you in the back. She'll take whatever she wants from you, saying "it's okay, we're friends, aren't we?" She'll take your crocheted plushie then tell everyone she made it herself, when she can't even crochet!
Why talk about the two of them in one post? So I can bring you this story.
Whether you've met her or not, there are three things that everybody knows about rurouni_jedi:
She has a boyfriend
She loves Star Wars, especially the character Jaina Solo, from the novels
She is a huge camera whore
Well I never really realized the extent to which this was true until YaoiCon. YaoiCon was a small con, but big enough that all the usual con photographers were there. And having gotten to know some of them over the past year, rurouni_jedi and her boyfriend were hanging out with one of them through most of the con. Con photogs generally try to get pictures of a wide range of convention attendees. That means they take a lot of pictures of a lot of different people. rurouni_jedi loved hanging out with a shutterbug, because it meant she got to pose for a lot of pictures. It started with the usual handful of pictures of her in various poses, but as the convention went on she would call out "hey take a picture of me over here" every ten minutes. And when "her" photographer would take pictures of anyone else, she would get all pissy. Finally she decided to take action to keep "her" photographer's attention. She put on her one satiny pink top, the one with its neckline down to her navel (you've all seen pictures), waited until her boyfriend was out picking up food, went up to "her" photographer, and said something cheesy/nerdy along the lines of "you know Jaina has a brother named Jacen. I think it would be totally hot if you showed me some brotherly love."
I had the misfortune of sharing a hotel room with rurouni_jedi and her boyfriend for YaoiCon. Earlier in the evening I was getting sick of rurouni_jedi's behavior and told them I was going to one of the video viewing rooms. But the videos they were showing were frankly not that interesting, and I ended up going to bed early. So I didn't hear rurouni_jedi and "her" photographer when they entered the room and started humping in the bathroom. I assume they thought I was still downstairs in the video room. As I've learned from past conventions, rurouni_jedi is such a camera whore that she can't get turned on unless she's in front of a mirror where she can pose for herself. Which is what she was doing when her boyfriend returned from his food run. Now, rurouni_jedi's boyfriend is a pretty hot property. And when mognetcentral ran into him in the hotel, she was all to happy to tell him what his girlfriend was doing. Of course, this is hardly the first time rurouni_jedi has done something like this, but by this time her boyfriend had had enough. So after a bit of consolation, mognetcentral suggested a little revenge sex.
mognetcentral can't be blamed for expecting rurouni_jedi to be in the photographer's room. His room was, after all, much closer to the convention. But what mognetcentral hadn't anticipated was the fact that the photographer's bathroom was much smaller, and his mirror was not lit well enough to satisfy rurouni_jedi, which is why they ended up in our room. Meanwhile, since mognetcentral ran into rurouni_jedi's boyfriend right outside our room, they took the convenient option and decided it would be safe to use our room too. Especially since they thought I was still down in the video room.
I was still sleeping when mognetcentral stumbled into our darkened room with rurouni_jedi's boyfriend. I woke up right about the time the two of them flopped down onto my bed, which was coincidentally the same moment rurouni_jedi and her photographer decided to move the action out of the bathroom. The four of them landed on top of me at practically the same moment, which could have been kind of sexy in a weird group sex way, if it hadn't been for the fact that their combined weight was well over 500 pounds on my chest, and when they landed, the photographer, the boyfriend, and I cracked our skulls into one another.
Long story slightly less long, the next two hours consisted of three grown men crying while two women screamed at each other at the top of their lungs. Of course now, mognetcentral and rurouni_jedi act like nothing happened. But they still talk shit about each other behind their backs. And I still have bruised ribs from that night.