confusion...?
well so yesterday i went to the obgyn (gyno) for the first time ever. i was super scared when i walked in. once i went into the office they started me out with the regular stuff...height, weight, and a urine sample. that was cool with me.
then they had me filling out all of this paper work shit. that took forever. after that i went into the little room with my mom. then the nurse looked at me papers, and was like "so you are sexually active". what the hell could i say, since i had checked "yes" on the sheet. and then the nurse left the office.
so my mom was like "why didn't you tell me?". i gave her some lame excuse about how "it wasn't table talk". she then she started interigating me. but i guess i can't blame her. she was like "who? when? where?". of course i didn't answer any of those questions.
so then the doctor came in and started my breast exam. thank god that came out ok. then she gave me the vaginal exam. i was very scared (wouldn't you be scared if you were about to get 4 inches of metal stuck into your p****). but actually i didn't even feel it. i just relaxed my vaginal and abdominal muscles, and it was cool.
the only part that hurt was when she stuck her fingers inside me. why does that sounds so bad? i don't know. but anyway, she wanted to feel my ovaries and uterus, to see if everything was ok. well yeah, that shit hurt. she stuck her entire finger in it. i mean from her fingertips to her knuckles, while she pressed down on my abdomin.
then it was over, and i was happy. my doctor asked me if i wanted to try birth control, and i looked at my mother. all she said was "the doctor is talking to you". so i said yes. my main reason was to regulate my periods, because i often skip months at a time. so then we went into a room, where the doctor's assistant told me how to use it, and answered all my questions.
surprisingly, my mother was too cool about the entire experience. i was really shocked. so now i am officially on bc. i just hope that i rememeber to take it like i am supposed to.
i need to talk to dackory. if you read this (which i know you are), you need to email me or something
then they had me filling out all of this paper work shit. that took forever. after that i went into the little room with my mom. then the nurse looked at me papers, and was like "so you are sexually active". what the hell could i say, since i had checked "yes" on the sheet. and then the nurse left the office.
so my mom was like "why didn't you tell me?". i gave her some lame excuse about how "it wasn't table talk". she then she started interigating me. but i guess i can't blame her. she was like "who? when? where?". of course i didn't answer any of those questions.
so then the doctor came in and started my breast exam. thank god that came out ok. then she gave me the vaginal exam. i was very scared (wouldn't you be scared if you were about to get 4 inches of metal stuck into your p****). but actually i didn't even feel it. i just relaxed my vaginal and abdominal muscles, and it was cool.
the only part that hurt was when she stuck her fingers inside me. why does that sounds so bad? i don't know. but anyway, she wanted to feel my ovaries and uterus, to see if everything was ok. well yeah, that shit hurt. she stuck her entire finger in it. i mean from her fingertips to her knuckles, while she pressed down on my abdomin.
then it was over, and i was happy. my doctor asked me if i wanted to try birth control, and i looked at my mother. all she said was "the doctor is talking to you". so i said yes. my main reason was to regulate my periods, because i often skip months at a time. so then we went into a room, where the doctor's assistant told me how to use it, and answered all my questions.
surprisingly, my mother was too cool about the entire experience. i was really shocked. so now i am officially on bc. i just hope that i rememeber to take it like i am supposed to.
i need to talk to dackory. if you read this (which i know you are), you need to email me or something