Alpha-Bits
A - Available: with purchase of five or more for only $19.99 with coupon. Yes I'm single, have been for awhile, feel hopelessly doomed to be forever... yadda yadda yadda... I'm trying not to think of that, so thanks for bringing it up, bitch.
A - Age: 22
A - Annoyance: cliquey people, moron patrons at the MLC, my car when it doesn't work
B - Best Friend: Audrey Amelia Hall... oh yeah, and that Nickee girl's pretty sweet too.
B - Bar: Summer Olympics...gymnastics style. Okay, random. Does the Lennox Pub count?
B - Birthday: June 5th...less than FOUR MONTHS AWAY... I hope you've already started thinking about my present.
C - Crush: beer cans on my forehead! Well, I can't do that. How about #1 Crush by Garbage? Rockin' the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack. Hells yes.
C - Car: Gigalo Joe! He's a Ford Escort... get it? Also named after Jude Law's character in A.I.... mostly because Jude Law = sex.
C - Cat: Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance. Okay, that's only funny if you've seen the Kitty Cat Dance video on eBaumsworld.com. Check it out then.
D - Dead Pets Name: PET SEMATARY! EEK! Um, alright... I could list a lot, actually. Gerbils Dusty, Louie and about ten others that I can't remember their names! Gah!, Turtle Bart, Guinea Pig Daisy, Dog Max, and of course, Tiger, the best fish ever. *sniffles*
D - Dads Name: Larry
D - Dog: BALOO! My Boo-baby. I love that puppy. Also, Zoe is my surrogate dog, since she's Lisa's.
E- Easiest person to talk to: Pubbs.
E- Eggs: Scrambled or over easy. But if they're gonna be scrambled, they sure as hell better be real eggs. Fuck Bob Evans and their fakey 'egg beaters,' which are not real scrambled eggs, no matter what they try to tell you.
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F - Favorite color: primary colors... and green sometimes too.
F - Food: Cookies. I'm such a sucker for cookies. Also Chinese & Italian have me equally hooked.
F - Foreign Slang: I have so many in my repertoire, yet my mind seems to have gone blank. I get so much of it from Pubbs... "pikey" is one of my favorites. I also say "good on ya" and "how ya goin" which are from Australia.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: I love both. A lot. Although, I enjoy worms more because there's more to 'em.
G - God: I don't really want to get into him right now. I'm having too much fun. Does that make me an awful person?
G - Good Time: Rockin' out alone in the library on a lazy Sunday morning... or not. I should still be sleeping. Though last night at Geoff's was a good time. I had the best double cheeseburger of my life. Such is the way of drunk food.
H - Hair Color: dark blonde... kinda boring, really
H - Height: 5'2"
H - Happy: Happy happy joy joy. A nap would make me happy right now.
I - Ice Cream: cookies & cream, mint choc chip, cookie dough, twix... notice the cookie trend?
I - Instrument: scalpel... forceps... nurse, we need some gauze!
I - Idol: the little gold statue in Raiders of the Lost Ark that unleashes a big fucking rock on Indy! Eee!
J - Jewelery: 'CONFIDENCE' bracelet from Starbits, usually a watch but it needs to get fixed, KD lavalier.
J - Job: Summer Camp Counselor... *sniff* and desk monkey at the Music Listening Center at Bracken Library
J - Joke: "I used to be into bondage, necrophilia, and bestiality, but then I realized I was beating a dead horse."
K - Kids: Nice to be able to give them back at the end of the day
K - Karate: I'll take you down to China Town
K - Kung fu: Neo's retarded line in The Matrix... so very Keanu Reeves it's not even funny.
L - Longest Car Ride: Well technically I think the drive from Fort Wayne, IN to Leavenworth, KS is the longest... though the trip back to Memphis after the Fourth of July this past summer took forever thanks to TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS and Pubbs nearly dying in the back seat. Yikes. Also, the road trip to and from Pigeon Forge, TN with Mom, Grandma, and Lisa was a horrendously long journey... easy to do when emotionally haggard.
L - Longest relationship: Well, my mom's been related to me for more than 23 years... that's a long relationship. But romantically-wise? I think one 9-month relationship trumps the actual amount of time spent together over the course of an on again/off again relationship that lasted two years.
L - Last Kiss: got one on the cheek from my Grandma a couple weeks ago. Before that, it was probably the German guy at Cheeky Monkey's way back in Australia last April. Man, this quiz is making me feel all kinds of pathetic
M - Milk Flavor: sometimes Strawberry, but usually plain milk is my fave
M - Mothers Name: Bambi
M - Movie Last Watched: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
N - Number of Siblings: 1 - Lisa
N - Northern or Southern: Northern.
N - Name: Jinx or any of its varieties (i.e. Jinxy, Jinxycat, Jinxy-Catastrophe or the creative variation of your choice). Tara works too.
O - One Wish: To be able to teleport. Though I'd definitely still do road trips though.
O - One Phobia: Falling from heights
O - Otter Pop: Ick. Not even a real popsicle. Lame-o
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: married
P - Part of your appearence you like best: my eyes... and my killer calves... haha.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: my sense of humor
Q - Quote: "Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right now, then it's not the end."
Q- Question for the next person: If you were to take part in a large-scale heist (a la Ocean's Eleven, for example), what would your job be? Getaway driver? Brains? Tech guy? or something else?
Q - Quick or Slow?: depends on the sitch. Quick downloads, slow weekends. hehe.
R - Reason to smile: getting mail
R - Reality TV Show: Survivor. Or Road Rules back in the day before it started sucking. Screw The Inferno and the crazy challenges. Bah. I used to wanna be on that show so bad.
R - Right or Left: Right.
S - Song Last Heard: "Make Believe" by The Dog & Everything... accoustic live version
S - Season: Summer and Fall
S - Sex: What's that? Been so long I've forgotten.
T - Time you woke: 9:15am
T - Time Now: 11:18am (I've spent an hour on this damn thing)
T - Time for bed: 12:30-1:00amish
U - Unknown Fact about me: I have a tail! Okay, not really. Um... I'm addicted to La Bohemia! Oh wait, everyone already knows that. Alright. I wear only one contact lens... not just because I'm too lazy to put in two, but because that's what I was prescribed to do! Yay!
U - Unicorns? It would hurt if they head butted you
U - you are: A writer, and artist, a friend. An Lj-Update whore.
V - Vegetable you hate: cabbage... in any form
V - Vegetable you love: corn & peas
V - View on Politics: meh.
W- Worst Habits: biting my nails, PROCRASTINATION
W- Where are you going to travel next? There will be a summer road trip somewhere. Not sure where. But my next big trip will be to England, bitches!
W-Your weight: A buck seventy-five
X - X-Rays: Wouldn't it be cool to see through walls?
X - X-Rated Porn: Don't really care one way or another
X - X-xtra special someone: my dog, Baloo. I luff him.
Y - Year you were born: 1983
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: Coldplay song... but there are so many better ones! Try 'Talk', 'The Scientist', 'Green Eyes', 'Til Kingdom Come', 'Fix You', or 'Swallowed In The Sea'.
Z - Zoo Animal: kangaroo or lion
Z - Zodiac: Geminiimineg
Z - Zoolander: I finally watched it all the way through! I love it!