Pop corn and Zack
Zack almost burned my apartment to the ground in his attempt to make popcorn...over the stove... while still in the bag. He stood there, wearing mittens and shaking the bag over the bright red burner urging it to pop. Then he set it on a pan. And the pan turned brown and started smoking. Then the bag got a hole burned in it so he had to pour it into a pot, which then began to catch fire. So he grabbed it up and ran out to the balcony in order to prevent the smoke detector from sensing it.
The burned popcorn lies, abandoned, beneath my balcony as we speak.
While I eat unburned popcorn, from the microwave. Like sensible people.
And Zack eats oranges from a can and glares.
We're funny.
The burned popcorn lies, abandoned, beneath my balcony as we speak.
While I eat unburned popcorn, from the microwave. Like sensible people.
And Zack eats oranges from a can and glares.
We're funny.