Sleep talkin man
Discovered this blog done by the wife of a man who talks in his sleep, which is freaking hillarious...
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chilli in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."
"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chilli in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."
"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com