Dessert has 2 S's for Sweet Stuff
Man, there is something wrong with me. I'm sitting here waiting for an episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent to finish torrenting. What do I do in the meantime? I watch old American Idol auditions on YouTube. Because I'm a masochist, apparently.
In other news, I learned a phrase today!
NoRAM: I got an extra apple pie if you want one.
Me: Naw, I don't like fruity pies. I like cream pies better.
NoRAM: -suddenly laughing- Cream pies, eh? My mind is too dirty.
Me: -innocently- What? How is that even dirty?
NoRAM: -he laughs some more- You don't watch enough porn. A cream pie is when you cum in an orifice then someone eats it out of said orifice.
Me: -in absolute disgust- Ew. That's disgusting. I mean... just ew.
In other news, I learned a phrase today!
NoRAM: I got an extra apple pie if you want one.
Me: Naw, I don't like fruity pies. I like cream pies better.
NoRAM: -suddenly laughing- Cream pies, eh? My mind is too dirty.
Me: -innocently- What? How is that even dirty?
NoRAM: -he laughs some more- You don't watch enough porn. A cream pie is when you cum in an orifice then someone eats it out of said orifice.
Me: -in absolute disgust- Ew. That's disgusting. I mean... just ew.