Ficlet: Five lovers Captain Jack never talks about
Another 5 Times ficlet. This one is for ffutures and is short and sweet(ish)!
Five lovers Captain Jack never talks about.
I
Sarah Jane, because she once told him she'd feed him to K-9 if he told anyone and, quite frankly, he believed her. That 's one scary woman. Nice bum, though.
II
Casanova - because who hasn't slept with Casanova? How predictable; he blames the whole sorry debacle on a batch of bad oysters, and a rather pretty fan.
Feathers may have possibly been involved.
III
Charlie Chaplin, and he's not telling you why.
IV
Rhys... well, it was more of a drunken snog and a half aborted feel up, but it had its moments, and Jack had seriously considered broaching the subject of a threesome - but then sanity prevailed, and he thought it might be better just to keep his mouth shut.
V
Ianto. He's not ready for that yet.
FINIS
Five lovers Captain Jack never talks about.
I
Sarah Jane, because she once told him she'd feed him to K-9 if he told anyone and, quite frankly, he believed her. That 's one scary woman. Nice bum, though.
II
Casanova - because who hasn't slept with Casanova? How predictable; he blames the whole sorry debacle on a batch of bad oysters, and a rather pretty fan.
Feathers may have possibly been involved.
III
Charlie Chaplin, and he's not telling you why.
IV
Rhys... well, it was more of a drunken snog and a half aborted feel up, but it had its moments, and Jack had seriously considered broaching the subject of a threesome - but then sanity prevailed, and he thought it might be better just to keep his mouth shut.
V
Ianto. He's not ready for that yet.
FINIS