borrowed from
faetigerTake The First Sentence From The First Post Of Each Month Of 2004. That's Your Year In Review.
January
jesus christ, where the hell have I been?
February
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, eh?
March
just because we don't talk much doesn't mean I don't love you
April
goddamn Target
May
Hey Mami, You sexy
June
ok, so I know I have an unhealthy obsession with the Food Network
but really it is incredibly great, mostly because of Alton Brown.
July
I found this one TheOnion.com
August
ok, so I'm going to ignore that fact that she is spelling Alexis as Alexys, and move right on to the slightly more retarded subject of her
cheek piercings.
September
So the finally evicted our obnoxious, obese, transgendered neighbor.
October
November
ummmm Shania Twain and Mark McGrath have a song together
I think a little bit of my brain just melted out of my ear.
December
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXIS