Weird Moments for Wingers (aka Memorable D&D Moments) #1
For those who didn't know, I now play Dungeons and Dragons with the strange gamer group in Jakarta. This is just one of those moments. I guess, reading it, it's not terribly funny, but it was a moment where everyone acted so well in character, and golden moments where Kai (Lion's player) looked at his watch, and everyone's sudden look at it. Anyway MDM #1:
The giant couch slowed into a halt as a big menacing orc stood in its way. Shia and Ellen, both on top of the couch, drew their bow and aimed, while Sil and Lion, riding their mounts, approached it wearily.
"Stop!" the big orc yelled, bearing his teeth. He reached behind him and drew a trunk filled with merchandise. "I have deals for you!"
*This is when all the players sweat dropped*
Sil jumped to the ground and ran over to the merchandise, like a little child in a candyshop, her status as a Paladin completely forgotten. As the half-elf continued her shopping spree, the rest of the party (aside from Rasputin, who's enjoying himself, reading a porn magazine) approached the strange merchant.
Lion scoffed at the lot. "This is stupid! We're on a mission!"
The orc looked hurt. "But sir, please, I need to sell twenty five of these costumes by today. Can I offer you a sunwatch?"
Looking insulted, Lion looked at Sil, who continued to shovel through the clothes, and sighed. "Hey Vincent! can you say something to them?"
Vincent looked at Lion and smiled sheepishly. In his hand was a neko-miko outfit and a neko-maid outfit. Lion groaned, forgetting that the other Paladin was as weird as the first one. But as he looked at the maid outfit, he grew thoughtful.
Shia, who's been looking from the outside, grew slightly worried. Surely Master Lion wont -
"Shia, you can use one of these, right?"
Shia blushed. "Umm...I work alright in this clothes Master Lion. Do I really need to..." She gestured at her monk's outfit.
Lion shrugged. "Why not?"
Shia was reminded that her current master was really really bad with girls, and is very thick when it comes to their embarrassment and preferences. "O-of course Master Lion."
The orc's smile grew. "Well here you are young master, a choice of colors!"
Shia grabbed the black one, and was about to run out of there, but a single kimono caught her attention. She couldn't help but drew closer.
Lion remembered his other helper and called. When shown the maid outfit, the dwarf carrying a battle axe looked at him like he was an idiot.
After awhile, Lion started complaining again. "We've been here for an hour!" he said, pointing at his sunwatch.
The whole group's eyes went from the sunwatch, to Lion, to the orc, back to Lion, who grinned sheepishly.
After Sil finished her shopping (spending a hundred gold!), she mentioned that the village that they passed might be interested in his merchandise (don't ask). The orc cried in happiness and gave her a member's card.
After the orc disappeared from sight, one could only wander, what the hell is the Dungeon Master thinking.
The giant couch slowed into a halt as a big menacing orc stood in its way. Shia and Ellen, both on top of the couch, drew their bow and aimed, while Sil and Lion, riding their mounts, approached it wearily.
"Stop!" the big orc yelled, bearing his teeth. He reached behind him and drew a trunk filled with merchandise. "I have deals for you!"
*This is when all the players sweat dropped*
Sil jumped to the ground and ran over to the merchandise, like a little child in a candyshop, her status as a Paladin completely forgotten. As the half-elf continued her shopping spree, the rest of the party (aside from Rasputin, who's enjoying himself, reading a porn magazine) approached the strange merchant.
Lion scoffed at the lot. "This is stupid! We're on a mission!"
The orc looked hurt. "But sir, please, I need to sell twenty five of these costumes by today. Can I offer you a sunwatch?"
Looking insulted, Lion looked at Sil, who continued to shovel through the clothes, and sighed. "Hey Vincent! can you say something to them?"
Vincent looked at Lion and smiled sheepishly. In his hand was a neko-miko outfit and a neko-maid outfit. Lion groaned, forgetting that the other Paladin was as weird as the first one. But as he looked at the maid outfit, he grew thoughtful.
Shia, who's been looking from the outside, grew slightly worried. Surely Master Lion wont -
"Shia, you can use one of these, right?"
Shia blushed. "Umm...I work alright in this clothes Master Lion. Do I really need to..." She gestured at her monk's outfit.
Lion shrugged. "Why not?"
Shia was reminded that her current master was really really bad with girls, and is very thick when it comes to their embarrassment and preferences. "O-of course Master Lion."
The orc's smile grew. "Well here you are young master, a choice of colors!"
Shia grabbed the black one, and was about to run out of there, but a single kimono caught her attention. She couldn't help but drew closer.
Lion remembered his other helper and called. When shown the maid outfit, the dwarf carrying a battle axe looked at him like he was an idiot.
After awhile, Lion started complaining again. "We've been here for an hour!" he said, pointing at his sunwatch.
The whole group's eyes went from the sunwatch, to Lion, to the orc, back to Lion, who grinned sheepishly.
After Sil finished her shopping (spending a hundred gold!), she mentioned that the village that they passed might be interested in his merchandise (don't ask). The orc cried in happiness and gave her a member's card.
After the orc disappeared from sight, one could only wander, what the hell is the Dungeon Master thinking.