Jun 25, 2010 22:04
Aw, Nikolai...
Breaking News! United Nations has officially declared Russia, China, the United States, Israel, North Korea, and France as international dickheads. Ban Ki Moon was quoted yesterday as saying, "Shut the fuck up you blow hard assholes."
The Secretary General also scolded Germany, Canada, the United Kingdom, Italy, and Japan for being "Little pussies who are too scared to do anything but take it, and take it hard" from the other adding, "Suck it up and eat some kim-chi... bitches."