Drabble for the challenge!
Okay, I was slow and didn't even notice a new challenge had started, but I bring you an offering anyway! Quick little thing inspired by a recent Yamapi j-web update that called out to me. So enjoy! And comment please. ^_______^
Title: Golfing for Dummies
Rating: G
Characters: Jin, Maru, Yamapi, Jin's dad
Pairing: Jinru!
Summary: Jin's dad invited Pi, Jin, and Maru out for some fun in the sun.
Only it's not as "fun" as Maru expected it would be.
Inspired by one of Yamapi's recent journal entries.
Golfing for Dummies
"So I hold the golf club this way?"
"No you dummy! It's upside down."
"Oh. But, I thought your supposed to hold the stick part of it?"
"Bakanishi, don't you watch movies? That's the part that hits the ball!"
"Oooooohhhhhh. Now I get it, thanks Pi!"
Maru sighed and boredly swung his club around, keeping a careful eye on his boyfriend and addled friend. Whatever had given Jin's dad the idea of giving those two golf clubs and then actually taking them to a populated area to practice worried him. But how do you tell a respected man that his son was a klutz worse than Sailor Moon? (Yes, he watched Sailor Moon thank you very much. Got a problem with it? Talk to Koki, he's the one that made him watch it!)
Speaking of which, the man in question was merrily jogging over to join his son and best friend with his own clubs in hand. "Ready son?" he called giddily over the lawn of the practice field.
"Of course Otou-san!" Jin called back with a bellow.
Why oh why did Maru have a feeling that the entire day was about to end badly for him? His Jin-senses were going into overdrive as he watched his boyfriend pull back the club.
"Fore!"
"No you baka, it's Five!" Pi corrected his friend with a chirp.
"Oh, sorry. Five!"
WHACK!!!!
Then there was a general commotion of noise and high pitched girly shrieks and screeches.
"Oh my god, you killed Maru!"
Followed by a series of wails that shattered every window in a five mile radius.
Even in his unconsciousness Maru scolded himself. The next time someone suggested golfing on one of their days off he was going to dump a bottle of hair thinner on them and walk away whistling.
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So was it great? Good? Sucked so bad it made you want to burn me alive for even writing such a thing? Comment please and tell me what you think!
Title: Golfing for Dummies
Rating: G
Characters: Jin, Maru, Yamapi, Jin's dad
Pairing: Jinru!
Summary: Jin's dad invited Pi, Jin, and Maru out for some fun in the sun.
Only it's not as "fun" as Maru expected it would be.
Inspired by one of Yamapi's recent journal entries.
Golfing for Dummies
"So I hold the golf club this way?"
"No you dummy! It's upside down."
"Oh. But, I thought your supposed to hold the stick part of it?"
"Bakanishi, don't you watch movies? That's the part that hits the ball!"
"Oooooohhhhhh. Now I get it, thanks Pi!"
Maru sighed and boredly swung his club around, keeping a careful eye on his boyfriend and addled friend. Whatever had given Jin's dad the idea of giving those two golf clubs and then actually taking them to a populated area to practice worried him. But how do you tell a respected man that his son was a klutz worse than Sailor Moon? (Yes, he watched Sailor Moon thank you very much. Got a problem with it? Talk to Koki, he's the one that made him watch it!)
Speaking of which, the man in question was merrily jogging over to join his son and best friend with his own clubs in hand. "Ready son?" he called giddily over the lawn of the practice field.
"Of course Otou-san!" Jin called back with a bellow.
Why oh why did Maru have a feeling that the entire day was about to end badly for him? His Jin-senses were going into overdrive as he watched his boyfriend pull back the club.
"Fore!"
"No you baka, it's Five!" Pi corrected his friend with a chirp.
"Oh, sorry. Five!"
WHACK!!!!
Then there was a general commotion of noise and high pitched girly shrieks and screeches.
"Oh my god, you killed Maru!"
Followed by a series of wails that shattered every window in a five mile radius.
Even in his unconsciousness Maru scolded himself. The next time someone suggested golfing on one of their days off he was going to dump a bottle of hair thinner on them and walk away whistling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So was it great? Good? Sucked so bad it made you want to burn me alive for even writing such a thing? Comment please and tell me what you think!