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damsefly27 For the week of July 30th - August 5th....
1. Grab the nearest book that has both blue and yellow/gold on the cover.
2. Open the book to page 65.
3. Find the first full paragraph.
4. Post the text in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find -- just the closest book with both blue and yellow/gold on the cover.
"What are you doing then?" he said weakly.
We're burying our colleague. What does it look like?" said Ridcully.
Colon's eyes swiveled to an open coffin by the side of the road. Windle Poons Gave him a little wave.
"But... he's not dead... is he?" He said, his forehead wrinkling as he tried to get ahead of the situation.
"Apearences can be deceptive," said the Archchancellor.
"But he just waved to me," the sargent said desperatly.
Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett (this is a discworld novel, you should go out and read them all!)
Oh you have no Idea how much I wanted to just continue on with this and do the whole book!! It is soo funny! I mean later they are going to try and steak Windle, but the person who was supposed to bring the steak couldn't find it, so the Archchansellor asks if he brought a lam chop or pork instead. But the person was like nope all I could get was some Celery. So they start debating if celery can be hammered into someone, and Windle is like 'oh I am sure it will be ok, if you hand me the celery and think steak it will all work just as well.'
A nicer dead guy is rare in most books.