It's the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine.
Just started reading this site, and it's already got my interest. It's a humorous spin on human idiocy past and present.
“Thirty days hath September,
April, June, October, Sextilis and December.
March, May and Quintilis have thirty-one
Oh, and February, too...but only every four years, when it goes bissextile...
Otherwise it’s just 29.”