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Jun 23, 2009 11:53

Captain's Log as of a few nights ago:
We've been in space for approximately -- sixty hours. All systems are running fine and well. We plan to arrive at the Phi Omega Starbase in close to ten hours from now, upon which further updates will be given. Kirk out.

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Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 23 2009, 20:15:43 UTC

May I request to be on shifts when Commander Spock is not immediately needed on the bridge? If that's not possible, I understand.

((she is like DO NOT MENTION SEXXING. NO. DON'T.))

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 23 2009, 20:34:22 UTC

Considering you're my communications officer and he is my first officer -- I will do what I can, but I cannot guarantee anything.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 23 2009, 20:50:15 UTC

It was ridiculous and ill-conceived of me to ask. Forget I said anything, I can be an adult on the bridge.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 23 2009, 21:15:00 UTC

You.....uh.

So something happened with Spock.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 23 2009, 22:50:11 UTC

No, I just enjoy jumping you for no reason to cheat on my arrogant stupid half-Vulcan ex-boyfr......whatever he is or isn't.

Yes, something happened with Spock.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 24 2009, 06:54:46 UTC

...I -- I'm just not gonna say anything about that.

What happened with Spock?

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 24 2009, 13:55:05 UTC

I'm sorry, that might have come out more insulting that it was supposed to be. And if you don't say anything about it, does that mean it can't happen again?

He....he sort of cheated on me with someone else on the ship, and when I expressed anger about it, he expressed confusion, and then I said stupid things and was angry and he was more confused and then I just couldn't deal with it anymore and he's never shown me anything close to affection in public, so how do I know that's what's going on anyways, and then he tries telling me his words won't work because words can lie or something and then....never mind. But yes. That's what happened.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 24 2009, 16:37:54 UTC

Wouldn't be the first time someone regretted sleeping with me...you want it to happen again?

.............
I'll talk to him.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 24 2009, 19:42:30 UTC

I can only imagine the legions of women who regret that decision. There's probably a support group. Do you not want it to happen again?

............
Excuse me?

((sorry. my coding fails >.< ))

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 24 2009, 21:20:17 UTC

I'm not saying it happens a lot, I'm just saying it happens. Most women can't wait for it to happen again....which, speaking of, if it does, I won't say no.

...
I just said, I'll talk to him. What?

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 24 2009, 22:29:20 UTC

Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through the night, Kirk. And that's good to know, considering it might happen frequently.

I suppose I was wondering what you were going to talk to him about. If it was going to be the nature of our...whatever the hell we are or aren't, please don't. It's arrogant of me to assume that would be what you would be talking about with him, so maybe it's not.

Shut up, Uhura.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 24 2009, 22:33:35 UTC

I'm so glad you've finally come to terms with the fact that you can't resist me.

He's my first officer. I'm not about to let this -- ...thing. Interfere with the way we work together. I don't like the drama that comes with it, so I think it's important that I speak to him.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 24 2009, 22:42:14 UTC

Arrogant bastard. However, since I'm feeling charitable, you should know that there was one time at the Academy where I was slightly intoxicated and was this close to going to your room.

Alright, then. I suppose everyone will be able to tell soon enough anyways, right?

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 25 2009, 04:34:52 UTC

I knew it. I knew it.

If you want it to be that way, sure. To be honest, I'm kind of surprised you want to do it again.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk alientongues June 27 2009, 02:14:09 UTC

Again: Arrogant bastard. However, I think Gaila convinced me not to do it. Said you had space herpes.

I don't want it that way, but I'm not ashamed of it. I'm a big girl, I make decisions for myself. Why are you surprised? Oh, my God, I totally sucked.

Re: Private to Captain James Kirk jimtiberiuskirk June 27 2009, 02:17:20 UTC

I don't have space herpes. Bones vaccinated me against it, so of course I just had the symptoms that one time. But that's what vaccines do.

I don't know. Maybe a few days ago, I figured you hated me.

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