*just shakes head*
****CAUTION**** what you are about to read is real. real in the sense that it actually happened. no really, this is real. ****CAUTION****
while walking up to the surgical unit the other night, this conversation was overheard:
SECRETARY: *FART NOISE* oh, excuse me. im sorry...
NURSE: what the hell was that? cant you see that we are trying to eat here?
SECRETARY: what was what? oh, that... well, dont you worry anything about that. you see, that didnt come from my anus, it came from my vagina.
NURSE: *dropping her sandwich and looking up with a disgusted face* it came from your what??? you didnt just say vagina, did you?
SECRETARY: yes, i did in fact say 'my vagina'. is there something wrong with that? see, when its "that time of the month", these sounds come from my vagina as if it wants to talk to people. kind of, as if it wants people to know that its 'in pain' or something like that. my gyno-doc doesnt suspect anything is wrong with it, so i just have gotten used to it and moved on... just as you should.
NURSE: youve got to be shitting me. you mean to tell me that you queef like that during your period? honey, thats fucked up. you should have that fixed.
SECRETARY: well im sorry to hear that you dont like the fact i make such noises. but there is nothing i can do about it. so get over it.
at this point, the secretary gets up and leaves the room, and as she walks out the door, she lets another 'noise'.
OK... what the fuck?
while walking up to the surgical unit the other night, this conversation was overheard:
SECRETARY: *FART NOISE* oh, excuse me. im sorry...
NURSE: what the hell was that? cant you see that we are trying to eat here?
SECRETARY: what was what? oh, that... well, dont you worry anything about that. you see, that didnt come from my anus, it came from my vagina.
NURSE: *dropping her sandwich and looking up with a disgusted face* it came from your what??? you didnt just say vagina, did you?
SECRETARY: yes, i did in fact say 'my vagina'. is there something wrong with that? see, when its "that time of the month", these sounds come from my vagina as if it wants to talk to people. kind of, as if it wants people to know that its 'in pain' or something like that. my gyno-doc doesnt suspect anything is wrong with it, so i just have gotten used to it and moved on... just as you should.
NURSE: youve got to be shitting me. you mean to tell me that you queef like that during your period? honey, thats fucked up. you should have that fixed.
SECRETARY: well im sorry to hear that you dont like the fact i make such noises. but there is nothing i can do about it. so get over it.
at this point, the secretary gets up and leaves the room, and as she walks out the door, she lets another 'noise'.
OK... what the fuck?