PAAAAAARTAAAAAAAY
Last night was a lot of fun. I hung out with Mary, whom I had not seen in several years. We got sushi, and hit up goodwill (which was closed) and then K-Mart in preparation for going to Victoria's White Trash Bash. I was resplendant in wifebeater, mullet wig, and NASCAR cap, although I was overshadowed by girls in trashy outfits, and the hostess herself who was 'Miss Fresno County'. On the list of other people that I hadn't spoken to in years, I met and caught up with Hanae, Victoria, and Jason, who is now dating Victoria. I was drawn on with markers, and obtained a temporary tattoo of a heart with an arrow in it, and the name 'Dale'. Other tattoos I saw included the Kiss logo with lightning bolts, a miller bottle with wings, and a picture of Jesus eating a snake (because Jesus was fucking metal). It was a very fun time, more fun than I usually have at gatherings where I know few people, and it was great to (FINALLY) catch up with some people I haven't seen in a long time.