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[jimsteele]

despite reasonable belief to common knowledge, actual shock value experiences teach the average torpid human the real values of life. Any average scumbag will tell you that the look on someones face when you slap em with "shock value" is just as delightful as getting high. The real question and statement rolls back through towards the value of

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[anonymous]

this entry doesn't shock me

[jimsteele]

who was to say it would?

shimmy shimmya

[diablo6]

hey jim here's something you may or may not find shocking...im a fucking diesel mechanic again.

Re: shimmy shimmya

[jimsteele]

DUDE, what the fuck?
How did that happen? As long as your happy or makin that sweet cheese its all good.
Did you get your household goods and whatnot?
Why havent you contacted me?

*sobs*
i love you corey

Re: shimmy shimmya

[diablo6]

i just contacted you tool bag. i make 18 bucks an hour. can you believe that shit? i do just like i did in the air force, pretend i fixed it. they wanted to pay me flat rate but i wasnt having it because im not that good. they seem happy with my performance. call me phantom. i got all my shit and youre the man for doing that for me. ive been talking with that pretend girlfriend i had there in england and may be moving back to the UK around spring time. smack crouch in the balls, slap charla on that sweet ass, and tell mr. livett im the guy that was fucking his wife for me.

ps what you wrote on my cricket bat brought tears to my eyes.

Re: shimmy shimmya

[jimsteele]

THE carbomb has been replaced by the Phantom indeed. Thats sweet your makin good money back there and Im glad your doin well. You actually didnt get everything, I swiped your Goodfellas and your new Bane CD. That was your payment even though your friendship was more than money can ever give one man.
Lick my sweet and smooth, although salty balls.

Ammerman wants to know whats up with his Air Matress and his wife says "Hey."
I cant believe you hit that.