awesomeness

[jimrokdurmom]

last night patrick slapped me in the face with some pudding and i spit pudding everywhere, it was awesome.

punkFTHass: remember those commercials for polaner all fruit where the texan would call it jelly and people would faint?
notjohnfrick: hahahah yes
punkFTHass: i was just thinking about that
notjohnfrick: would you please pass the jelly
punkFTHass: cause we seriously have like 6 jars of it in my fridge
punkFTHass: and it makes me feel lbad
notjohnfrick: hahah
notjohnfrick: why
notjohnfrick: why bad
punkFTHass: cause i want goober grape
punkFTHass: its so much easier
punkFTHass: its got the pb mixed with the j already
notjohnfrick: sure does, it is a great idea
notjohnfrick: george washington carver would be so shocked
punkFTHass: the polaner people would be disgusted with me
punkFTHass: cuase i mixed it with skippy on a hot dog roll
notjohnfrick: hahahahhahaHAHHA
notjohnfrick: they would all faint at once
punkFTHass: i know
punkFTHass: they would be like
notjohnfrick: you walk in your room with it and theyre in there
punkFTHass: he called it jelly
notjohnfrick: and then they faint
punkFTHass: hahahahahaha
punkFTHass: and like half the sandwich is in my mouth
punkFTHass: and a big piece of all fruit falls to the floor
punkFTHass: real dramatically
notjohnfrick: hhahaha
notjohnfrick: and allie eats one of the old snobs
punkFTHass: hahahahaha
punkFTHass: but
punkFTHass: no
punkFTHass: she swallows him like a snake would
notjohnfrick: HAHAHAHAH