NOOB PWNAGE
My dream job is pwning noobs. The only this need to do all day is get up and eat a bowl of noob-o's and put on my blackbelt that I stole from chuck norris after I pwnd his bitch ass. My fist are made of steel so I can pretty much pwn every noob I come in contact with. One day I was walking down the street after I had just got done pwning my last noob for the day when I heard for behind me someone call out "Hey noob!" I got excited because I thought I had pwnd all the noobs that were out that day. I looked around and I didn't see anyone . The only person I saw was a guy at the other end of the street. He was wearing all black like neo from the matrix. I knew it wasn't neo because he pwns all the noobs in that movie then he ends up being the noob and he gets pwnd like a little noob bitch. Any ways this guy was still calling out "noob" but he was pointing at me. I said hell no and I decided to teach this uber noob a lesson. I thighted my blackbelt and warmed up my fist of steel and it was noob pwning time.I threw some raining fist at him and gave him a roundhouse kick to the temple but he still wanted more. So I kicked him so hard the my foot went threw him. When I look at the hole I saw all kinds of circuts and metal. It was then he told me that he had come from the future and I had built him before the great noob wars when I was pwnd....like a noob but it wasn't because I died pwning other noobs. I finally died of old age because after 476 years father time had had enough of me pwning him for so long. He told me that he need my help. The noobs were taking over and there wasn't enough pwners to pwn all the noob because they were multiplying deep underground and they wanted me to pwn the noob king. He wanted me to hope in his time machine but I said no and then I ripped a hole in the space time continum and jumped in. He was very impressed. When I got there noobs, were noobs everywhere. I grabbed the first noob I could reach and I ate him whole. It was delicious. The robot noob pwner guy pointed at the mountain all the noobs came. I then broke him in half because I don't feel like giving him a name. I ran to the mountain, kicked and hole in it, and jumped in. As I fell I could see where the noob king lived.I ran up to the castle and busted down the door. I yelled "EH n00bz" and started to pwn everthing that moved. I even pwnd things that didn't move but thats not the point. I found the throne room after 17 hours of stright pwing and I saw the king. He was the most pathic noob of them all. He was sub-noob, a nub even. I quickly pwnd him. He had a wife,and four kids I slept peacefully.