Alittle of this, alittle of that.
Yeah about the past few days, I did alot. There was a alot a bit of band, alot a bit of hanging out with deanna, the most wonderful girl in the the world, and workin alittle. Yeah so yesterday was crazy. I was eating my regular meal which consist of a whole cow, a a sack of potatoes and six and a half gallons of milk when there was a sudden rumble beneath my house. Then a huge hole opened in the floor. I looked in it and it looked like a bottomless pit but there was stairs and because I am so brave I walked down them. As I walked it got really cold and there was a light. Then suddenly the stairs broke apart and I fell. I fell into the darkness and then there was light. It was another world full of crazy little monsters fighting each other. Then there was a giant space ship and that started to shoot at them. Because I'm so cool, I jumped and landed on top of the ship and punched a hole in it. I pulled the captain out and it was Darth Vader. i don't know what his deal is but I always have to kick his ass. So I took out my light saber and I cut him till he died becaues I have had enough of him. Then the little monsters tried to eat me but I used my sweet telekinetic powers to blow them all up. then I lit fire to their bodys and the I waled up the stairs back to my house. And now I'm back at my castle becaues I am the king of the universe becaues I killed Darth Vader so many times.