You used my leg as a tampon!
Today I decided that I want to marry Nick Lachey. Or a man exactly like Nick Lachey. I do not know why I decided this today, but I did. I love that he is obsessed with watching sports. Even though I am bored with sports, I can't marry someone who is also bored with them. It is not natural for a man to be bored with sports, especially football. No idea why Nick Lachey opened my eyes to this, but he did.
Oh man, he was on Oprah the other day, and Oprah asked him, "Was your public divorce painful for you?" What the hell kind of question is that?! "No, it was SO much fun! I want to do it all over again!... Oh, wait, we're DIVORCED now, so we can't go through a fucking public divorce with each other again." Idiot. How is she an accredited journalist, with questions like that? My God.
Christian didn't get kicked off of Project Runway this week! No real reason why he would have. But he is my FAVORITE person on there, EVER, so I worry that he will be kicked off. I don't even care if he wins the whole thing, as long as he makes it to the final 4, which would obviously ensure that he is in every episode.
I like Superbad. I didn't like it when I saw it in theaters, but Shannon and I watched it again the other day, and it is wonderful. I LOVE Michael Cera! The best part in the entire movie was when he said "They said that would happen..." Ah he is amazing. And HADER! Hader in GLASSES, no less! So hot. But more importantly, Michael Cera. I am mad that he hosted that SNL thingy. Stupid not living in New York. :-( Hopefully he will host the live show, whenever it fucking comes back. Ah and hopefully Jonah Hill will also get his chance to host.
I am going to get a pretzel now. Bye bye!
Oh man, he was on Oprah the other day, and Oprah asked him, "Was your public divorce painful for you?" What the hell kind of question is that?! "No, it was SO much fun! I want to do it all over again!... Oh, wait, we're DIVORCED now, so we can't go through a fucking public divorce with each other again." Idiot. How is she an accredited journalist, with questions like that? My God.
Christian didn't get kicked off of Project Runway this week! No real reason why he would have. But he is my FAVORITE person on there, EVER, so I worry that he will be kicked off. I don't even care if he wins the whole thing, as long as he makes it to the final 4, which would obviously ensure that he is in every episode.
I like Superbad. I didn't like it when I saw it in theaters, but Shannon and I watched it again the other day, and it is wonderful. I LOVE Michael Cera! The best part in the entire movie was when he said "They said that would happen..." Ah he is amazing. And HADER! Hader in GLASSES, no less! So hot. But more importantly, Michael Cera. I am mad that he hosted that SNL thingy. Stupid not living in New York. :-( Hopefully he will host the live show, whenever it fucking comes back. Ah and hopefully Jonah Hill will also get his chance to host.
I am going to get a pretzel now. Bye bye!