I stole the Who's Your Daddy quiz but I'm not going to put up the real results because my dad kept coming out evil (Darth Vader, Bill O'Reilly, DICK CHENEY?!). However it did get it right twice when it said I call him Papi (although I spell it Poppy).
However, putting in "Don Juan DeMarco" and hitting submit 20 times did eventually get me this:
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Papito
Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy
Who's Your Daddy? So not altogether a waste. ;0)
Happy Father's Day. :0)