Ghostridin!
I hit a dog this morning on my way to work. Fucker tore a piece of my car off.
He's not dead. After I freaked out (because I rolled over him and thought he was dead from all the screaming) the stupid mutt (actually it was a pitbull) ran away without a limp. Ugh. I want to find it's owner and... I don't know. Spray mace in their eyes or something.
I've been doing a lot of going out lately. I got so drunk at this show (OMG CILLA YOU NEED TO GO SEE THE "VELCRO PYGMIES" B/C THEY ARE GOING TO HOUSTON SOON AND THEY ARE AMAZING) b/c I was having the lead singer pour Jagermeister in my mouth (and eventually all over me) that I started making out with a girl. Yeah. Never saw that coming. They took pictures too. It's on their website..... hahahhahahah omg I <3 life. They played Def Leppard for me, and Journey. It was serxy. Seriously though, go check out the Velcro Pygmies. If you like Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Van Halen, etc.... you will like them. AMAZING IN CONCERT.
goldfinger.
I love Beaujoulais.
Streetlight people.
I really miss all my old internet friends. I'm sorry. It's my fault.
He's not dead. After I freaked out (because I rolled over him and thought he was dead from all the screaming) the stupid mutt (actually it was a pitbull) ran away without a limp. Ugh. I want to find it's owner and... I don't know. Spray mace in their eyes or something.
I've been doing a lot of going out lately. I got so drunk at this show (OMG CILLA YOU NEED TO GO SEE THE "VELCRO PYGMIES" B/C THEY ARE GOING TO HOUSTON SOON AND THEY ARE AMAZING) b/c I was having the lead singer pour Jagermeister in my mouth (and eventually all over me) that I started making out with a girl. Yeah. Never saw that coming. They took pictures too. It's on their website..... hahahhahahah omg I <3 life. They played Def Leppard for me, and Journey. It was serxy. Seriously though, go check out the Velcro Pygmies. If you like Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Van Halen, etc.... you will like them. AMAZING IN CONCERT.
goldfinger.
I love Beaujoulais.
Streetlight people.
I really miss all my old internet friends. I'm sorry. It's my fault.