IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE.
I am upwardly mobile in the world of business design and mass duplication and production services.
tl;dr: I am a retail prick for a living.
I am, with certain restrictions, allowed to operate motor vehicles and am financially capable of purchasing and maintaining one, and plan to do so in the near future.
tl;dr: I can fucking drive.
I have not only recovered my old AOL Instant Messenger Screen name but have also migrated to MySpace due to its complete and total failure being a constant source of epic hilarity.
tl;dr:
AIM: Slave To No Borders
MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/weaponizedintellect I take my leave of you now, I will use LiveJournal as a thoughtdump in the future, but not as a regular blogging outlet.
tl;dr: Later.
Oh, and on one of those sappy, pathetic notes: I miss you all.