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two infected ;; video

Apr 10, 2011 22:52

[It starts off as audio.]

Shit, how do I get this thing --

[And then video. Ellis's face is covered in soot. There is a house on fire not far behind him. After less than 48 hours in Adstring, he has managed to burn his own house down.]

Man, you know what'd be useful? A working fire hydrant. I am so screwed if I have to pay for this, man, I ( Read more... )

did i ever tell you about the time.., network spam, ellis is an idiot, idle hands are the devil's playthings

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[Voice] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 01:07:16 UTC

And this is why Mother insisted to finish the cigarette before taking a nap.

[Voice] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 01:28:46 UTC

C'mon, man, I don't smoke. That shit ruins your teeth.

[Voice] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 01:36:49 UTC

Does it? I'm told I have a perfect set of pearly-whites.

[Voice] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 01:40:25 UTC

Yeah, but think of how much pearlier they'd be without the cigarettes. One of the first things a lady looks at, y'know.

[He has this conversation as if there is not a burning house behind him.]

[Voice] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 01:43:38 UTC

[Much to Tyki's amusement, okay? He doesn't give a shit if the house is burning down. Really.]

I assure you, I have yet to meet a woman who is more focused on my teeth and not other things.

[Voice] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 01:48:13 UTC

[Neither does Ellis. He got his weapons out, alright? That's all that matters.]

You might not think they notice, man, but it's the little shit. Little bit'a grease on the coveralls can be the difference between whether or not they head t'dinner with you or spit in your face. [SAGELY.]

[Voice] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 01:51:02 UTC

[You 21rst century people and your weapons.]

Is that so? It looks to me like you just might be doing it wrong.

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 01:52:42 UTC

[Aaand on comes the video. He's peering critically at the PCD.]

I can assure you, 'smooth talkin' the ladies' is one particular area where I happen to excel, brother.

[Video] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 01:54:35 UTC

[Flicks on the video as well. Sup, bro.]

The last thing I was talking about was smooth talking.

[If you know what he means =X]

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 01:57:15 UTC

[Ellis's brow crinkles slightly in confusion. The fire continues to crackle behind him but, nope, he's not doing anything about it. Just sort of sitting on his ass and enjoying the oversized bonfire.]

Theeen.. I don't get it.

[Video] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 02:02:57 UTC

...

[Just. Facepalm.]

[Seems Tyki's forgotten all about the oversized bonfire too.]

Usually the result is her knickers are on the floor.

Unless you mean to tell me that men are your thing.

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 02:06:31 UTC

[Ellis snorts once, twice - and then it evolves into an actual laugh as he shakes his head at the screen.]

Man, that's just wrong. Don't you know there's girls here who might listen to you sayin' that? Rude as hell. [But he's grinning.]

And nothin' against men, but they're.. men. [As if that speaks entirely for itself.]

[Video] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 02:11:10 UTC

[Snerk]

You'll find that the majority of them are too young to appreciate the comment, and those who are are generally interested in other women.

THIS ISN'T HERE infinityviolin April 14 2011, 02:14:23 UTC

[..but this face. :|]

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 14 2011, 02:17:43 UTC

Ma-aaan.

[His face falls.]

You serious?

[Video] sleightofhearts April 14 2011, 02:24:27 UTC

As serious as the booze shortage, my friend.

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