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two infected ;; video

Apr 10, 2011 22:52

[It starts off as audio.]

Shit, how do I get this thing --

[And then video. Ellis's face is covered in soot. There is a house on fire not far behind him. After less than 48 hours in Adstring, he has managed to burn his own house down.]

Man, you know what'd be useful? A working fire hydrant. I am so screwed if I have to pay for this, man, I ( Read more... )

did i ever tell you about the time.., network spam, ellis is an idiot, idle hands are the devil's playthings

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[Video] 1/3 exorcizans April 11 2011, 03:54:08 UTC

[... is that a fire?]

[Video] 2/4 ACTUALLY SHE IS EXPRESSIVE exorcizans April 11 2011, 03:54:46 UTC

[Yup, definitely a fire. Weird, too, after all of the rain they got over the jungle -- ]

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 03:55:27 UTC

[... this very may well be the work of a one Killua Zoldyck or Inugami Kotarou.

Or, even worse, both.]

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 03:55:49 UTC

[Oh, right, there's a fire.]

Try the lake.

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 11 2011, 04:01:05 UTC

We have a lake?

[He wipes some of the soot from his face and seems momentarily excited.]

Any fish in it?

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 04:01:54 UTC

There's a giant squid and I beat the crap out of a shark once.

[Pause.]

Do you need any help?

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 11 2011, 04:04:15 UTC

You beat a shark? That's cool as hell! [There is no irony or mockery in his tone.] I'm likin' this place more and more as time goes on.

[He casts a glance over his shoulder at the fire. An ember floats down in front of the screen.]

.. nah, I reckon it's pretty much done for, anyway.

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 04:06:53 UTC

[Fuck yeah, Kagurazaka Asuna is the shit.]

Yeah, I sent it flying! -- but... if your house is done for, then where are you going to live?

[She can't bring home another stray, okay, the last time she did that, she brought home Killua, and she's pretty sure no one has forgiven her for that yet.]

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 11 2011, 04:12:58 UTC

No, seriously, that's cool as hell, girl. My buddy Keith took a twenty dollar bet that he wouldn't fight a shark the last time all of us went to the aquarium, right? Moment we got inside, he stripped down to his underwear and jumped right in that tank. Thing is, he didn't realize they'd moved the shark exhibit, and son of a bitch dove right in with the manatees. Well, I know what you're thinkin': 'Ellis, those manatees are what they call gentle giants, right? Surely it must be better than him tryin' to wrestle a shark.' That's where you'd be wrong. I don't know if they thought he was just a giant dude-shaped toy or what, but they just whooped him like nothin' I've ever seen.

Took 'em forty-five minutes to get him out. He was coughin' up water for two weeks and to this day he still can't watch The Little Mermaid without having a panic attack.

[A pause.]

And I can just find another house, right? Long as no one's livin' there?

[Video] 1/2 exorcizans April 11 2011, 04:13:58 UTC

[... dude, she found someone more annoying than Killua.]

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 04:15:00 UTC

...

Are you sure you aren't the one who got his head knocked around by a manatee?

[MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE HOUSING SITUATION.]

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 11 2011, 04:21:36 UTC

[He scoffs.]

I think I'd remember something like that.

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 04:26:46 UTC

Not if you hit your head. You could have amnesia.

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 11 2011, 04:29:32 UTC

Look, no offense, but I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I had amnesia.

[Video] exorcizans April 11 2011, 04:32:08 UTC

... but the point is that you can't remember.

[/derp.]

[Video] jimmygibbsfan April 11 2011, 04:39:27 UTC

No, I mean, there'd be holes in my memory or somethin' if I had amnesia, right? It's not like I've forgot my name or anyone I've met. Nothin' gets out of this noggin. [He raps his knuckles lightly against his skull for effect.]

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