Offensive Jokes
I am drunk.
When I am drunk, I tell offensive jokes. They're great. Everyone likes to laugh. So, here's a nice offensive joke routine that I like to tell. The real kicker's in the last joke. This is how it goes:
What do Helen Keller's parents do when they're mad at her? A) Rearrange the Furniture!, or B) They Leave the Plunger in the Toilet!
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off the cliff? You would too if your name was "haaiiueaaaaaa"!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? Because she has to moan with the other!
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman!
See? It's funny? You have to tell it in that order, so that people will expect a blind joke on the last one. Instead, you throw in a sexist joke and its just fucking hilarious. So, do me a favor, and leave your offensive joke routine in the comment section, and we can all learn from each other.
Enjoy!
P!
Jimmy
When I am drunk, I tell offensive jokes. They're great. Everyone likes to laugh. So, here's a nice offensive joke routine that I like to tell. The real kicker's in the last joke. This is how it goes:
What do Helen Keller's parents do when they're mad at her? A) Rearrange the Furniture!, or B) They Leave the Plunger in the Toilet!
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off the cliff? You would too if your name was "haaiiueaaaaaa"!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? Because she has to moan with the other!
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman!
See? It's funny? You have to tell it in that order, so that people will expect a blind joke on the last one. Instead, you throw in a sexist joke and its just fucking hilarious. So, do me a favor, and leave your offensive joke routine in the comment section, and we can all learn from each other.
Enjoy!
P!
Jimmy