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May 23, 2008 10:40

 When I nap in humid conditions, I dream of cars missing rear tires. Pregnant women sneaking around their family to smoke the finest of herbs. Drunken cheerleading auditions taking place on my front lawn while the sweet 16 dance group are planning a hit on the president. Who has Iraqi family. I watched a long hair chihuahua and a Rottweiler argue over who was more obedient and who could run faster. I tripped in my driveway and got my shoelace caught on a motorcycle that decided to ride away with my shoe attached to it.  A man wearing a trench coat approached me asking if I knew where to find the cheapest cigarettes, I said I didn't smoke so he flew away. Not walked, flew. Jesus showed up with a case of champagne full of bottles that were half empty. I asked why this was and he replied with "It depends on how you look at it". Although, my dreams had nothing to do with food, I gotta say, I'm starving.
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