Check in question 1: How is your fic coming?
a) 75-100% completed! I am a fic writing MACHINE.
b) 50-75% completed. Ahead of the curve, aww-yeah.
c) 25-50% completed. I'm on track and everything :D
d) 0% completed. But I have a good reason. Honest.
Check in question 2: How do you feel about the Jan 10 deadline for final drafts?
a) Not a problem!
b) I'm pretty sure I'll be done by then.
c) Ugh, it'll be a challenge
d) *cries*
e) I'm dropping out.