Eeeeenteresting.....
Checklist:
1. Attend Yaoi-Con of one's own volition and enjoy the event.
-Check
2. Have sexual relations with a lesbian or two.
-Check. (For serious. Not bisexual women, lesbians. I know it sounds oxymoronic, but there you go. :P )
3. Attend Dyke Night at The Parade in the French Quarter of New Orleans, with my girlfriend
-Check
4. Have more lesbian/bisexual friends than het ones.
-Check
5. Have attended committee meetings upon the proper way to write gay porn.
-Check
6. Have read enough gay porn to develop petpeeves about certain words in common usage.
-Check ('Shaft'? Really? What, are you fucking him with a telephone pole?)
7. Standard gender ratio of yours to the majority in any given social setting is approximately 1:5/6/7, in favor of the opposite.
-Check. For serious. I don't understand it either, but everywhere I go, social events I attend with friends, or people I hang out with, I find myself continually being the only man there. O_o Y-Con is a good example of that, going to The Parade the other night was a good one too.
8. Participated in not one, not two, but many discussions with women weighing the pros and cons of various dildos, strap-ons, and vibrators.
-Check
Eeeeeenteresting. I'm beginning to see a pattern here.